Fight Club.

[I_Like_Kittens]

I want to play a game. Basically it goes like this, people list two people who they say they'd like to see in a fight and then people express their opinion of who they would think would win. The rule is, if you are going to vote on who would win, you need to provide another pair to fight.

I'll start with a few:

Dane Cook vs Gallagher
Velma vs Daphne
Dawn vs Drew


Have fun boys and girls!

[I_Like_Kittens]

Originally Posted by spaceboy

Dane cook vs Gallagher ~ Gallagher with a sledgehammer.

Velma vs Daphne ~ Velma for sure no contest.

Dawn vs Drew ~ Dawn can you say 200 pound weight advantage?

Next Fight:

Spooky vs High Mike

All great answers.

Spooky vs High Mike: I'd say Spooky 'cause I know he'd find some crafty way of winning


Next Fight:

Adam Curry vs Drew (but not Dawn)

[zwa]

Originally Posted by spaceboy

Spooky vs High Mike

Spooky.

Originally Posted by I_Like_Kittens

Adam Curry vs Drew (but not Dawn)

Drew.

Wrathchild vs. GayGuy

[I_Like_Kittens]

Originally Posted by zwa

Spooky.

Adam Curry vs Drew (but not Dawn)

Drew

Wrathchild vs. GayGuy

I'm going to be honest and say I'm not that familiar with either of them, but If I just had to go off of names, I'd choose Wrathchild.


AOL Customer Service vs Bally's Fitness Customer Service
Bob Barker vs Trebek
North Dakota vs South Dakota
Brooklyn vs Queens (this is going to cause some trouble. Fuck if I care, I'm not from either place)

[zwa]

Originally Posted by I_Like_Kittens

I'm going to be honest and say I'm not that familiar with either of them, but If I just had to go off of names, I'd choose Wrathchild.

wrong answer

Originally Posted by I_Like_Kittens

Bob Barker vs Trebek

barker, easily

[Razorback]

AOL Customer Service vs Bally's Fitness Customer Service

Bob Barker vs Trebek, Trebek would use his psychic powers to beat Barker

North Dakota vs South Dakota, Which one has Rushmore again?(sarcasm)

Brooklyn vs Queens (this is going to cause some trouble. Fuck if I care, I'm not from either place), Brooklyn is getting kind of gay, Brokeback Mountain style, plus Queens got Malley and Chemda.

[gumby013]

Originally Posted by I_Like_Kittens

AOL Customer Service vs Bally's Fitness Customer Service
Bob Barker vs Trebek
North Dakota vs South Dakota
Brooklyn vs Queens (this is going to cause some trouble. Fuck if I care, I'm not from either place)

Bally's now, AOL's have all been fired.
Barker, no contest.
South Dakota, bigger population.
Neither, they team up and go after Staten Island.


Keith's Dad vs. Chemda's Dad

[I_Like_Kittens]

Originally Posted by gumby013

Bally's now, AOL's have all been fired.
Barker, no contest.
South Dakota, bigger population.
Neither, they team up and go after Staten Island.


Keith's Dad vs. Chemda's Dad

Everyone's got some great answers. I'd agree with everything except Brooklyn and Queens going after Staten Island. First, because they could care less about Staten and secondly, when they finally got there they'd find New Jersey already beating it's ass.

I'd say Keith's Dad.


More fights:
Brad vs. Adam Curry
Spooky vs. Amber

[beztheboy]

The woman in my post office (hell bent on not giving me my road tax)
V
The woman in the Buchanan bus station, Glasgow (who once asked me if I had anything smaller than a one pound coin about $0.65)

After a fight to the death, I'll step in and kick the winning cunt to death.

It's not a fair fight, I know, but they are a formidable pair.

[I_Like_Kittens]

Originally Posted by beztheboy

The woman in my post office (hell bent on not giving me my road tax)
V
The woman in the Buchanan bus station, Glasgow (who once asked me if I had anything smaller than a one pound coin about $0.65)

After a fight to the death, I'll step in and kick the winning cunt to death.

It's not a fair fight, I know, but they are a formidable pair.

Dude, before you can make a fight you have to declare a winner in previously posted fights. That's the rule, man. However, I am sorry your having such a sucky day(s). Sounds like your life could turn into the movie "falling down". Anyway, declare some winners and then you can get back to creating some fights.