FREE Month of VIP !!!

[J. Canines]

Thanks to Brother Love's spinoff The Brother Love OOOOOWWWRRRR!!! (one of the best Goddamn fucking spin-offs) go fuck yourself for not recognizing..

I have a FREE month of VIP to give to you. The winner of this contest. Who so ever answers the following questions correctly shall win.

KATG VIP shows are super dope and shame on you for not subscribing, but here we go:

1) Who does the KATG intro?

2) What KATG guest grabbed a tall can of beer and a Chihuahua before escaping a burning apartment building?

3) Where did Keith and Chemda first meet?

4) Which KATG guest is the whitest yet has the biggest black dick?

5) Which KATG intern is super hot but Jewish so she doesn't realize how super hot she is?

6) What KATG guest continues to torment Danny Hatch's penis?

7) What year did we discover Keith and Chemda weren't dating due to some bullshit book contract?

8) Who is the smartest/ sexiest/ smallest KATG fan in GA?

9) If Keith were to get an obnoxious 80s band tattoo. What would it be?

10) Which Island contains KATG's most favorite libertarian/Christian guest?

11) What guest can imitate Marc Maron perfectly?

12) Which guest do we love but hate his beard and want to beat endlessly with comic books?

13) How gay is Jesse Joyce's earring?

14) Name the couple who Keith married.

15) Name the black photographer who has Lauren-like abs.

16) Which KATG guest smells like weed but wears a suit?

17) What KATG guests coined the phrase #FuckToni ?

18) What fan hails from MI and won a Katguh?

19) What fat fuck brought a thug to the old KATG studios?

20) Who is the most beautiful, tiniest, weirdest, greatest twitter account in existence, little Jew Goddess with blonde hair, KATG guest/ host?

Welp. There you go. Please answer in order. Any "Piff you fucking cunt - Please Die" submissions will be read but not considered.

Who has KATG game? Let us see...

[Scumhook]

fuck off dickehad

tl;dr

eat ur kids cunt

[Fiona_In_Ireland]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

eat ur kids cunt

Oh Scummy u never fail to impress me with your mastering of the English language!

[J. Canines]

Fi, you probably know the answer to all these. Yer old school KATG.

Care to try a few?

[BrianAlt]

Most of the answers are, "your mother."

[J. Canines]

Lol. Sadly, you are incorrect, sir!

[Keith]

J. Canines, lets start people off: What's the answer to question #1?

[J. Canines]

These questions are pretty good. I'd like to see if any fans can get them all.

You've got a MNiK coming up. I feel like the prize is worth it.

[J. Canines]

Do you think these questions are good or are they worded too vague?

[Scat]

1) Who does the KATG intro?
Chemda

2) What KATG guest grabbed a tall can of beer and a Chihuahua before escaping a burning apartment building?

3) Where did Keith and Chemda first meet?
Surf Reality

4) Which KATG guest is the whitest yet has the biggest black dick?

5) Which KATG intern is super hot but Jewish so she doesn't realize how super hot she is?
Emily Lubin?

6) What KATG guest continues to torment Danny Hatch's penis?
Katharine Heller

7) What year did we discover Keith and Chemda weren't dating due to some bullshit book contract?
2010

8) Who is the smartest/ sexiest/ smallest KATG fan in GA?
sparrow

9) If Keith were to get an obnoxious 80s band tattoo. What would it be?
Poison

10) Which Island contains KATG's most favorite libertarian/Christian guest?
Hawaii?

11) What guest can imitate Marc Maron perfectly?

12) Which guest do we love but hate his beard and want to beat endlessly with comic books?
Mike Lawrence

13) How gay is Jesse Joyce's earring?
Super Gay?

14) Name the couple who Keith married.

15) Name the black photographer who has Lauren-like abs.
Newsy

16) Which KATG guest smells like weed but wears a suit?
Pat Dixon?

17) What KATG guests coined the phrase #FuckToni ?
Mike Brown & Brandon Collins

18) What fan hails from MI and won a Katguh?
scotticus

19) What fat fuck brought a thug to the old KATG studios?

20) Who is the most beautiful, tiniest, weirdest, greatest twitter account in existence, little Jew Goddess with blonde hair, KATG guest/ host?
Myka Fox?

Ok so if I got those right, nobody else can answer them anymore, and I win with the majority of points. Those are the unstated rules of this quiz.