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Freestyle battle
It's a long time coming. Put your freestyle skills to the test. Let's dewwit
These forums are the way I pass mah time, for the crimes I dun did when I stole your rhymes, no mistakes, I'm a strait heavyweight when I eat off your plate, pass the taters, the one without an E, let me be, my homeboy Rajjy has a point, when he rolls up a joint, and he's runnin like super mario collecting magic coins. |
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I won't be impressed until you can rhyme strafer_praha. |
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that flow was pretty weak
you know what you need is some ducktape pasted on your face from cheek to cheek my boy strapher praha makes me wanna take yer prada purse and shake yer wallet out so i can create a fake paypal account and place an order for a few dozen pounds of katg flasks and lighters to pass around |
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Oh hell no you didn't just say I was whack, you're dippin in smack, putting up a ridickerous act, and all i really wanna hear is that you love it like Lyle, the KATG style, buck wild, taking shits in file cabinets, show me tits, on the in-ter-nets, through the chat, put on Ratt or some Motley Crue, and figure out what Jesus would do.
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you are in denial, your rhymes are jouvenile. the bite of what you write is mild even for a child. you can have rajjy's support and the backing of his faggy cohorts, but you gotta be more if you're gonna endure the furor that i have in store. i'm burnin with an urgent purpose workin this keith and the girl shit
whereas you're about as worthless as a person on earth gets, talkin like keith is your personal christ when he wouldn't even shit in a shake to save your life. |
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You remind me of a weatherman tellin us to break out umbrellas, when it ain't gonna rain, talkin about how you're really "offdachain", but you're more like a stain on my jizz rag after I'm done thinkin about Rebecca Romijn Stamos, like F-Mos, bringing it back to a Brumski attack, cuz my rhymes are like an aphrodisiac and crack taken back to back, while my man Brother Love is singin a track! And all this huffin and puffin to hear you blow like a two dollar ho? You must be a listener of the Dawn and Drew show.
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This thread is awesome opossum, and all the other animals.
I think my rymes are fine, you know marina brings the lolz. I was just jerkin my gerkin, over a the youporn thread I like it when they work the shaft and then suck on the head You people know I'm go and all the lights are green this shit is mad and bad, here at the katg scene. |
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