The fuck is this girl's problem?

zappbrannigan · 10-03-2011, 08:18 PM

I was reading some articles on The Superficial earlier about that literal child-whore Courtney Stodden (here & here) when I decided to Google this girl to see exactly how old she is (she's 17) when I saw a link to her Twitter page.

Holy fuck!

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This bitch is Dr Seuss!

campy · 10-03-2011, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by zappbrannigan

I was reading some articles on The Superficial earlier about that literal child-whore Courtney Stodden (here & here) when I decided to Google this girl to see exactly how old she is (she's 17) when I saw a link to her Twitter page.

Holy fuck!

This bitch is Dr Seuss!

She looks 40 (not sour grapes just sayin')

zappbrannigan · 10-03-2011, 08:33 PM

The way this girl writes really shows her age: The big thing in high school was the thesaurus and alliteration!

"Hey! Why write 'and splash water on my body' when I can write 'emanate water on my heated flesh' ! That's totally sexy!"

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Originally Posted by campy

She looks 40 (not sour grapes just sayin')

Nothing "sour" about stating the obvious. At 17 this girl looks like Paris Hilton at 40. She can't wait to grow up and make big adult decisions like "should I overdose on sleeping pills or a speedball?

Sashi · 10-03-2011, 08:52 PM

Sure doesn't look seventeen. More like seventy. Or thirty.

marina · 10-03-2011, 11:05 PM

Her Tijuana boob job scares me. Also, the fact that in every image in those links, I can see at least one of her areolas.

I like the fact that somebody took the time to paint on abs, but neglected to blend her foundation into the rest of her neck.

DWarrior · 10-04-2011, 06:50 AM

As has indeed been the observation of many a learned man, in my time and in times of my ancestors: thee who sow dissention shall ever so fail to locate sufficient justification to cease thy sowing.

campy · 10-04-2011, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Sashi

Sure doesn't look seventeen. More like seventy. Or thirty.

Please tell me you're a teen...because this is damn funny

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