Fuck Winter

[Cretaceous Bob]

I hate winter. It isn't a goddamn coincidence that the asshole of the world is a wasteland of frozen bullshit. When it isn't busy freezing my fingers off and being a dick frosting up my windshield it's dumping snow and ice on the road. I imagine everywhere north of me as an icy tundra and I am amazed anyone wants to live in such wildernesses. It makes me want to just get in my car and fuck off southways.

This thread is for telling me how much you hate winter, too.