Gifts

[jorjo]

I went away last weekend with my ex - one of those things that was planned and prepaid before we broke up, was better as a couple than as a single, and he hasn't gotten around to replacing me yet ... - anyways - a couple of days before he started mentioning that he had something for me that was a surprise for the weekend. So, naturally I'm thinking he brought me something. I didn't even try to guess what it could possibly be as I know he can be kinda random.

The weekend comes around and we're standing outside smoking and he's like 'ohh - I didn't give you your surprise yet". He takes my hand, shoves it down the front of his jeans, says "Trust me" ..., looks at me expectantly and then says "What do you feel?" My first response is cock'n'balls ... but then it hits me - there's no pubes ...

So ... to recap - my ex "gave" me, as a surprise gift, his neatly waxed genitals and ass .... ummm ... WTF??? I mean, sure - we're still having ex sex but really ... WTF?

First off - this 'gift' may have been better received when we were actually a couple and, secondly - although I may have nicely suggested a trim wouldn't do him any harm I never once suggested he have the lot removed ... I kinda liked the hair on his ass

Tie that in with the strap-on he got me for Christmas ... 'isn't that really a gift for you?' ... (to be fair - I may have mentioned a desire to 'fuck him in the ass' - but I never said it in nice way hahahaha ... )

And on to the point of the thread ... what is the weirdest or most inappropriate or most surprising or most WTF? or most unexpected gift you've ever received?

[RoundAbout]

Girlfriend let me stick it in her pooper for the first time even though she had always been very vocal about never wanting to do that.

[DaHonay]

I would say don't look a gift horse in the mouth. A nice smooth cocknballs is the best for nomming.

[Grapist]

Originally Posted by DaHonay

I would say don't look a gift horse in the mouth. A nice smooth cocknballs is the best for nomming.

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange

[DaHonay]

Originally Posted by Grapist

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange

Orange is the SAFEWORD! When you have a cock in your mouth, you usually don't need the safeword!

[BrianAlt]

Jorjo, if you're going away with your ex and still having, "ex sex," I'm not sure what else you could expect.

If you don't want "the gift" that's fine too, cause he's your ex. Did you enjoy his lack of pubes on the trip? You can certainly stop "ex sex" anytime you want, and not enjoying his "gift" seems as good a time as any.