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Old 05-18-2007, 11:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Go sodomize yourself with a bathroom plunger...

So I recently told a reporter to go sodomize himself with a plunger. He said that he didn't know it was possible to sodomize oneself with a plunger and if I had a diagram. Of course he said he was kidding right afterwards but I'd like to go ahead and send him a diagram. If anyone would be kind enough to point out where I might be able to obtain such a thing I'd be most appreciative.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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first, get your camera.

Second, get naked, (I bet you already are)

third, get a plunger.

4th stand in front of a mirror.

5ith shove it up your ass.

Ate Take a picture.

10 send it to him
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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first, get your camera.

Second, get naked, (I bet you already are)

third, get a plunger.

4th stand in front of a mirror.

5ith shove it up your ass.

Ate Take a picture.

10 send it to him
Unfortunately i don't have a plunger, do you think I could use a toilet brush?
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Unfortunately i don't have a plunger, do you think I could use a toilet brush?
no, way too gross.
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Old 05-19-2007, 01:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Unfortunately i don't have a plunger, do you think I could use a toilet brush?
Depends on what end of the toliet brush you use.
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Old 05-19-2007, 02:52 AM   #6 (permalink)
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google the court documents for 'abner louima'--granted, not self inflicted, but it should be a start. Jesus, this shit is so 1999.

edit: 1997, sorry. Freaks.

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Old 05-19-2007, 06:34 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Unfortunately i don't have a plunger, do you think I could use a toilet brush?
PM me i'll buy you one.
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Old 05-19-2007, 09:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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And I'll take the pictures!

I always volunteer to take the pictures, so no smart ass remarks...
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Old 05-19-2007, 03:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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first, get your camera.
Second, get naked, (I bet you already are)
third, get a plunger.
4th stand in front of a mirror.
5ith shove it up your ass.
Ate Take a picture.
10 send it to him
Some kind of counting problem going on here. What were steps 6,7 and 9?
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Old 05-19-2007, 03:23 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Unfortunately i don't have a plunger, do you think I could use a toilet brush?
I bought my plunger for less than six dollars.

If this is a priority for you, you sometimes have to take that extra step.
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