Go sodomize yourself with a bathroom plunger...

strafer_praha · 05-18-2007, 10:27 PM

So I recently told a reporter to go sodomize himself with a plunger. He said that he didn't know it was possible to sodomize oneself with a plunger and if I had a diagram. Of course he said he was kidding right afterwards but I'd like to go ahead and send him a diagram. If anyone would be kind enough to point out where I might be able to obtain such a thing I'd be most appreciative.

MichaelG · 05-18-2007, 10:37 PM

first, get your camera.

Second, get naked, (I bet you already are)

third, get a plunger.

4th stand in front of a mirror.

5ith shove it up your ass.

Ate Take a picture.

10 send it to him

strafer_praha · 05-18-2007, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelG

first, get your camera.

Second, get naked, (I bet you already are)

third, get a plunger.

4th stand in front of a mirror.

5ith shove it up your ass.

Ate Take a picture.

10 send it to him

Unfortunately i don't have a plunger, do you think I could use a toilet brush?

MichaelG · 05-18-2007, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strafer_praha

Unfortunately i don't have a plunger, do you think I could use a toilet brush?

no, way too gross.

BGal25 · 05-19-2007, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strafer_praha

Unfortunately i don't have a plunger, do you think I could use a toilet brush?

Depends on what end of the toliet brush you use.

thepetek · 05-19-2007, 01:52 AM

google the court documents for 'abner louima'--granted, not self inflicted, but it should be a start. Jesus, this shit is so 1999.

edit: 1997, sorry. Freaks.

paul_r · 05-19-2007, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by strafer_praha

Unfortunately i don't have a plunger, do you think I could use a toilet brush?

PM me i'll buy you one.

ElleJ · 05-19-2007, 08:26 AM

And I'll take the pictures!

I always volunteer to take the pictures, so no smart ass remarks...

jesus · 05-19-2007, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelG

first, get your camera.
Second, get naked, (I bet you already are)
third, get a plunger.
4th stand in front of a mirror.
5ith shove it up your ass.
Ate Take a picture.
10 send it to him

Some kind of counting problem going on here. What were steps 6,7 and 9?

Cubby · 05-19-2007, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by strafer_praha

Unfortunately i don't have a plunger, do you think I could use a toilet brush?

I bought my plunger for less than six dollars.

If this is a priority for you, you sometimes have to take that extra step.

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MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	first, get your camera. Second, get naked, (I bet you already are) third, get a plunger. 4th stand in front of a mirror. 5ith shove it up your ass. Ate Take a picture. 10 send it to him
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