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Old 03-28-2008, 01:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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To the guy I met at the bar...

Which one of you assholes was this?

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Old 03-28-2008, 02:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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At least he had enough respect as to not shit on the couch! But still artful as hell. Smiley face.
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Old 03-28-2008, 02:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I laughed so hard at the taking a shit on the bathroom floor and couldn't help but wonder: "Why didn't he do it in the toilet tank, you know, skybox it?" It would have been longer before she found it. LOL

She sounds like a typical ditz anyway. Picks up a guy at the bar, falls for the whole "that's ok we can just cuddle" bs. I also wonder why she had to describe herself. The guy if he did read it would know exactly who you were LOL
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The lesson here is don't fall asleep. She should have just stayed up all night fucking the guy ...
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The lesson here is don't fall asleep. She should have just stayed up all night fucking the guy ...
She just didn't want him to know she was a hooooer that is all.

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Old 03-28-2008, 03:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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She just didn't want him to know she was a hooooer that is all.
She let him buy her drinks all night, took him home, drank some more and took him to bed. He knew she was a hooer. What's really bad is that she turned out to be a cock-tease as well. She deserved what she got.
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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She let him buy her drinks all night, took him home, drank some more and took him to bed. He knew she was a hooer. What's really bad is that she turned out to be a cock-tease as well. She deserved what she got.
Even funnier if she gets something approximately 10 months from now. LOL
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Even funnier if she gets something approximately 10 months from now. LOL
I don't think you can get pregnant from cum in your eye ...
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I don't think you can get pregnant from cum in your eye ...
How does she know he didn't wipe his hand off down there?
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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How does she know he didn't wipe his hand off down there?
You seem to know a lot about it ... was it YOU?
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