Haipu

Irobeth · 03-03-2010, 08:32 PM

If you weren't listening when it happened:
Haipu is a poem (doesn't have to be haiku style) that ends in 'shat myself'

Quote:

three-day marathon
did not want to miss the end
so I shat myself

Post your own!

DWarrior · 03-03-2010, 08:33 PM

Rules of Haipu
Three line poem
Ends with 'shat myself'

Dirty subway bathroom
Figured I could make it home
Alas, shat myself

jeffdrafttech · 03-03-2010, 08:34 PM

mostly not funny
but I sat by the laptop
so I shat myself

duk3 · 03-03-2010, 08:34 PM

once upon a time
accidentally farted
and I shat myself

CPlive · 03-03-2010, 08:41 PM

heard a great prank call
is that a fucking toilet?
oops, I shat myself

jfbiii · 03-03-2010, 08:49 PM

Bagels enter soft
And chewy-delicious, then
Exit like pumice.

skizzbot · 03-03-2010, 08:50 PM

YEAH SUPER PARTY!
With whiskey and salvia
WORLD ENDING! Just shat.

Somethingdumb · 03-03-2010, 09:51 PM

A hiapu by Somethingdumb:
She is such a bitch
Cunt face Becky Donahue
Hope she shat herself

RoundAbout · 03-04-2010, 07:07 AM

Cold pizza for breakfast,
put it in the microwave
and shat myself

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CPlive Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1	my Haipu heard a great prank call is that a fucking toilet? oops, I shat myself Last edited by CPlive; 03-03-2010 at 08:42 PM. Reason: hear->heard, can't type buzzin
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jfbiii Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Columbus, MS Posts: 6	Bagels enter soft And chewy-delicious, then Exit like pumice.
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