Haipu

BrianAlt · 03-04-2010, 11:00 AM

How about:

Girl came on to me
What Do We Do Now?
Shat Myself

Somethingdumb · 03-04-2010, 04:10 PM

Animal impressions
A bear in the woods
Shat myself

TheInfamousBiGD · 03-04-2010, 04:31 PM

I had diarrea,
Thought I had to fart,
Was wrong shat myself

JP_is_my_name · 03-04-2010, 07:43 PM

I was at the mall,

looking at a purple dress,

I really shat maself

DWarrior · 03-05-2010, 02:32 AM

Animated GIF
Serene countryside
Shat myself

Hover and notice meatspin.com
Latest rickroll?
Shat myself

(looking from a different point of view):
Another girl and I
Kissing, caressing, a cup
Shat myself

Zomniac · 03-05-2010, 12:46 PM

Taking a few liberties with the rules, and also realizing how many stories relating to shit have been told on the show, I give you my submissions.

Wasted on the couch
in a Poconos casino
I shat myself

Cookies for Christmas?
file drawer beckons
I shat in it

Customer aggravating
NEEDS a milk shake ting
I shat in it

Science experiment
Need water, cup and freezer
left my shit in it

DWarrior · 06-10-2010, 11:28 PM

Today all I had to eat was a large bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and eventually I decided to get some real food before everything closes.

As I approached the store, I felt my intestines begin to protest such large quantities of spicy goodness. I tried to run, but that only made it worse; en route,

Shat myself

kissmisskate · 06-11-2010, 01:19 AM

Took her to a cafe
Told her I had Crohn’s
Shat myself.

DudeEMETIB · 06-11-2010, 03:26 AM

Where's the bathroom
It's up the stairs 2nd door to your left
Nevermind, I shat myself

What is love?
I don't know
I shat myself.

I used to have white underwear
But now it's all shades of brown
Every night I shat myself.

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BrianAlt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 4,690	How about: Girl came on to me What Do We Do Now? Shat Myself
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DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	Animated GIF Serene countryside Shat myself Hover and notice meatspin.com Latest rickroll? Shat myself (looking from a different point of view): Another girl and I Kissing, caressing, a cup Shat myself Last edited by DWarrior; 03-05-2010 at 02:37 AM.
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Zomniac Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Carlsbad, California Posts: 274	Taking a few liberties with the rules, and also realizing how many stories relating to shit have been told on the show, I give you my submissions. Wasted on the couch in a Poconos casino I shat myself Cookies for Christmas? file drawer beckons I shat in it Customer aggravating NEEDS a milk shake ting I shat in it Science experiment Need water, cup and freezer left my shit in it Last edited by Zomniac; 03-05-2010 at 12:54 PM.
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DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	Today all I had to eat was a large bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and eventually I decided to get some real food before everything closes. As I approached the store, I felt my intestines begin to protest such large quantities of spicy goodness. I tried to run, but that only made it worse; en route, Shat myself Last edited by DWarrior; 06-10-2010 at 11:33 PM.
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DudeEMETIB Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,599	Where's the bathroom It's up the stairs 2nd door to your left Nevermind, I shat myself What is love? I don't know I shat myself. I used to have white underwear But now it's all shades of brown Every night I shat myself.
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