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Old 05-09-2009, 02:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Happy Mother's Day

Posting this in time for our Aussie Moms to enjoy it as well. Happy Mother's Day to all of you Moms, especially our newest Mom, Brend Duh. May your day be filled with the joys of motherhood and appreciative children.

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Old 05-09-2009, 08:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Have a great mother's day to katg moms and your moms and on and on...
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Old 05-09-2009, 11:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Happy Mothers Day!!!
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Old 05-10-2009, 03:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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JMac is the best looking mom ever. Not that the rest of you ladies aren't very pretty. But she blows every single one of you out of the water.

You're all cool, but she's cooler. And smoking hot.
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Old 05-10-2009, 11:40 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 05-10-2009, 01:29 PM   #6 (permalink)
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In the song they say "this is the second-best idea we ever had," referring, to dick in a box. This is true for the characters but also for SNL history.

This is f u c k i n g funny.

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Oh Damn.
What is it dog?
I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.

Didn’t get a gift for her?
Other plans got in the way

She’ll be so disappointed
Damn I forgot it too

This coulda been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?

My ma’s been so alone
Ever since my daddy left (Cold)

No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test

I know just what you mean
My mom’s been so sad and gray (Word)

My dad can’t satisfy her
In the bedroom ever since he passed away

Hold up
You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
I’m thinkin’ I think it too

Slow up
What time is it dog?
It’s time for a switcharoo

We both love our moms
Women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off
Show ‘em how much they really mean

‘Cuz I’m a mother lover
You’re a mother lover
We should fuck each other’s mothers
Fuck each other’s moms

I’ll be pushin’ that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt this shit is crazy (Fuck each other’s moms)

‘Cuz every mother’s day needs a mother’s night
If doin’ it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

I’m calling on you, ‘cuz I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother
So be my mother lover

I’ll be layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
Clutchin’ lube plus a little bit of roses

I got my digital camera
I’m gonna make your momma do a million poses

They will be so surprised
We are so cool and thoughtful
Can’t wait to bork your mom
I’m gonna be the syrup she can be my waffle

Sure ’nuff
My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile

Scrape up
Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-oggy style

This is the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They’ll have to rename this one
All Up Under the Covers Day

‘Cuz I’m a mother lover
You’re a mother lover
We should fuck each other’s mothers
Fuck each other’s moms

I’ll be pushin’ that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt this shit is crazy (Fuck each other’s moms)

(Bring it down) It would be my honor
To be your new step-father
It would be my honor
To be your new step-father

And while you’re in my mother
Make me another brother (Yeah)
And while I’m in your mother
I’ll never use a rubber (Oh!)

‘Cuz every mother’s day needs a mother’s night
If doin’ it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

I’m calling on you, ‘cuz I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother
So be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world, so I’m gonna sex her right

This is the second best idea that we ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

Happy Mother’s Day

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Old 05-10-2009, 01:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I hate mothers day, I really don't like my mother and prefer to not see her. Im grateful she gave birth to me and did a decent job raising me but as adults were better off our separate ways. Im a part of the "Disowned club"

To all those with current loving mom-son/daughter relationships, have a happy mothers day.
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Old 05-11-2009, 03:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Posting this in time for our Aussie Moms to enjoy it as well. Happy Mother's Day to all of you Moms, especially our newest Mom, Brend Duh. May your day be filled with the joys of motherhood and appreciative children.
Awwww TanX
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