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Old 01-15-2009, 08:41 AM   #21 (permalink)
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To clairify. I am a dude, married with a 2 HR old & one on the way. I don't know any of these girls. Even remotely someone mistyped and i'm on the distro list. I want to have some fun with an e-mail response. This is not a delima in my life because it is not my life.

If I lived in Phx I'd declare a katg p sp at the same place with a big banner congrats to the bride. Imagine showing up to a surprise party thrown in your honor by people you don't even remotely know.

Anyway, I am going to send something today.
A link to this thread is the best thing I've heard of so far.

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Old 01-15-2009, 09:03 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Roz's mum looks like someone i saw on an episode of Cops once.
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Old 01-15-2009, 09:30 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Roz's mum looks like someone i saw on an episode of Cops once.
If she hasn't been on Cops yet, it's probably just because they're saving her episode for sweeps week.
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Old 01-15-2009, 06:56 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I think you send a reply saying you regretfully can't make it but would like the bride's mailing address so you can send her a "gift."
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Old 01-15-2009, 10:32 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Throwing that your a dude helps everything make sense. I'm a lady and I hate bachelorette parties.

They as it's been stated are a reason to garnish someone you supposedly love as a friend with peni themed items and scream "WHhhhhhOOOO!" alot. The evening usually ends poorly and at least two girls end up not talking to each other the day of the wedding until they've had a few to drink at the reception.

Simply respond that Strawberry Long Island Teas are a gimmick created by TGIFridays to keep them down and consider that your refusal to attend. Or send the bride a pair of extra large panties. That gets girls angry real quick.
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Old 01-15-2009, 11:13 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Throwing that your a dude helps everything make sense. I'm a lady and I hate bachelorette parties.

They as it's been stated are a reason to garnish someone you supposedly love as a friend with peni themed items and scream "WHhhhhhOOOO!" alot. The evening usually ends poorly and at least two girls end up not talking to each other the day of the wedding until they've had a few to drink at the reception.

Simply respond that Strawberry Long Island Teas are a gimmick created by TGIFridays to keep them down and consider that your refusal to attend. Or send the bride a pair of extra large panties. That gets girls angry real quick.

ha. that's funny. last year at my bfff's wedding, my frienemy got all up in my grill at the rehearsal dinner and i only talked to her when i was wasted off the open bar at the reception. then after that it was a full year before i spoke to her again. fucking weddings.
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Old 01-16-2009, 09:05 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Simply respond that Strawberry Long Island Teas are a gimmick created by TGIFridays to keep them down and consider that your refusal to attend. Or send the bride a pair of extra large panties. That gets girls angry real quick.
That first part would most likely result in the recipient making the "duh" face, but extra large panties FTW!!
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Old 01-16-2009, 10:58 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Used the Strawberry Long Island Ice Tea's response and included a link to this thread. Thanks for the help!

I wish them a party-super-party!

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Old 01-16-2009, 12:02 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Used the Strawberry Long Island Ice Tea's response and included a link to this thread. Thanks for the help!

I wish them a party-super-party!
NOOOO!!! No party-super-party for them! BOO!!!! Bachleorettes don't EVEN know how to p!s!p!

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Old 01-16-2009, 12:28 PM   #30 (permalink)
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in all seriousness, respond and say that you are the adult entertainment, and its all been arranged ahead of time.. what time should you be there?
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