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Girlfriend just broke up with me..
Well as the title suggests my girlfriend did just break up with me. I am currently sitting at work alone and am having a hard time not dwelling on all the negatives of becoming newly single again. I was hoping some of you could help remind me of some possible positive things about my new current situation ?
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The Full Story
The full story sucks... I am 28 and have been dating this girl for about 5 months and everything was great for the last 4 months. I actually thought this girl might be the one which is a big deal because I've been divorced and am pretty jaded about love in general. Then last month we find out she is pregnant and then all of a sudden she never wants to do anything with me and when we are together there is no affection what so ever. I finally confronted her about why she was acting differently towards me and she says we obviously aren't happy together and we need to work on ourselves before we can have a healthy relationship and next thing I know she has changed her relationship status to single.... it all happened so fast I don't know whether to laugh or cry. For some reason I tend to attract crazy women.... That's the main story line anyways.
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I don't
I don't actually fuck people's mothers... I fuck people and turn them into mothers... if I was a super hero that would be my super power. I can impregnate women with a single blow... I have two kids already by two different women and now I sound like a whore that doesn't know how to use a condom but I do have custody of both my children which I think makes the situation a little less appalling... no ?
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Yes, duh Mr. nERD.
Maybe it's not your baby? Maybe that's why she wants nothing to do with you. Or maybe she just wanted to get pregnant so she pretended to like you all along and never had intentions of being with you long-term? |
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