How do i kick out my roommate?

[Saint Marcos]

Originally Posted by Saint Marcos

. . . you could then tell her that you & your BF are "getting serious" and are going to look into getting your own place together.

Originally Posted by arcatacat

This made me lol.

Yeah, It was really more intended as an excuse. I don't claim to know the factual background to their degree of seriousness. (me no know)

[Sample]

First, thank you for the welcome

Originally Posted by Grapist

Here's one thing you could try...

Amazingly funny but I can't say his roomate deserved it just for waking up in the morning. So he had early classes wtf's wrong with that? I wouldn't butter my fucking kitchen because of that. Seems like the guy taping had nothing better to do!

[skitzot]

My suggestion is to play it nice, never know when some tweaked out bitch can stick you with a needle that she's shared with everyone in the ghetto.

If you wanna get out your frustration, try doing in subtle ways, so thinks your just a self centered dick, not that your malicious.

Some Ideas

• Try throwing parties when she sleeps
• Say your learning German, and play those educational German CD's loudly, at weird hours.
• Get into an avant garde phase and start putting up weird art, shit that's disturbing.
• If your allowed to paint your walls, put a giant KATG mural in the living room.
• Set every alarm and timer in the house, conveniently forget.
• Make ramen in the bathtub, or pudding.
• Change all the light bulbs to very high wattage, brightness is the junkies enemy.
• Take a small piss into her shampoo/conditioner. Do not put in Nair, that shit burns, and she'll know.
• Keep asking her for annoying, pointless favors.
• Say your pregnant and start making crazy baby plans.

[skitzot]

My suggestion is to play it nice, never know when some tweaked out bitch can stick you with a needle that she's shared with everyone in the ghetto.

If you wanna get out your frustration, try doing in subtle ways, so thinks your just a self centered dick, not that your malicious.

Some Ideas

• Try throwing parties when she sleeps
• Say your learning German, and play those educational German CD's loudly, at weird hours.
• Get into an avant garde phase and start putting up weird art, shit that's disturbing.
• If your allowed to paint your walls, put a giant KATG mural in the living room.
• Set every alarm and timer in the house, conveniently forget.
• Make ramen in the bathtub, or pudding.
• Change all the light bulbs to very high wattage, brightness is the junkies enemy.
• Take a small piss into her shampoo/conditioner. Do not put in Nair, that shit burns, and she'll know.
• Keep asking her for annoying, pointless favors.
• Say your pregnant and start making crazy baby plans.

[Bebe]

Originally Posted by skitzot

[*]If your allowed to paint your walls, put a giant KATG mural in the living room.

This is my favourite. I might do this one when I move out

[edit] you really should delete some of those, it's kinda annoying

[armenta]

Take a dump on her pillow... I dunno.

[P0ppy0ne]

If she is not on the lease tell her that the landlord has given you 3 weeks notice to move out of the house, and that she has to find someone else to live asap.

She moves out you stay everyone is happy, it worked for a girl i work with they didnt like the guy that was living with them told him that the landlord was kicking them out he moved out straight away and they stayed and negoiated a lower rent as there was only two of them living there

[Josh]

I only have 1 idea and it's expensive:

Replace all furniture with this stuff...

http://www.scarefactory.com/catalog/furniture1.htm

[ryanknapper]

Tripple post when you're talking to her. That'll piss her off.

[motownguy]

One question that nobody seems to have asked yet:

Why is it such a big deal to move out yourself? Is it a super cool place, rock bottom rent, crazy close to work / school, or just a big hassle to leave? MI is full of open rental properties right now. I'd just find a new spot, move out, and be done. One day of moving can't be that bad compared to living with the bitch.