I am coming out of retirement.

FletchLives · 01-18-2011, 02:50 PM

i've been celibate for some time now as a means to focus on certain goals i have. i haven't reached all my goals, but i did get a raise at work, which is good enough after me being sex-less for 6 months. this is not a sad Brett Favre return from retirement, i'll be coming full force. (pun intended)
so get in line ladies, i'm starting a list.

marina · 01-18-2011, 06:25 PM

Mazzeltov

Rhian · 01-18-2011, 06:28 PM

You know what I live by right, Live Fast, Die Pretty.

FletchLives · 01-19-2011, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhian

You know what I live by right, Live Fast, Die Pretty.

i'll avoid being fast in this endeavor. it will have a pretty ending though. ha

Junkenstein · 01-19-2011, 09:41 AM

werent you the guy who went on MILF binges?

FletchLives · 01-19-2011, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

werent you the guy who went on MILF binges?

i had one MILF binge when i was 17-18. it wasn't a bad time but since then i've only slept with one mama.

FletchLives · 01-18-2011, 03:22 PM

for the most part, this is just me deciding to slow down and have more fun while i still can, instead of trying to get the top asap.
my penis and wallet have never felt so happy together.
Cheers to a growing bulge in the front and the back of mi pantalones!

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