I got hitched

slimkevi · 06-21-2007, 02:59 PM

Any advice for some newlyweds?

arcatacat · 06-21-2007, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by slimkevi

Any advice for some newlyweds?

Fuck a lot.

arcatacat · 06-21-2007, 03:10 PM

Oh, and congratulations.

william · 06-21-2007, 03:22 PM

Stop looking at the ring. No one else is.

slimkevi · 06-21-2007, 03:32 PM

Haha... I can't stop looking at it because it's just so weird wearing a damn ring.

And what do you mean fuck a lot?? Married people have sex? News to me.

//calling the wife

sluggo916 · 06-21-2007, 03:47 PM

Keep an emergency apology present hidden away. You know you are going to need it sometime.

Capamerica · 06-21-2007, 03:52 PM

Keep it fun and let the little woman win an argument every now and then. Remember that they are not as smart as we lead them on to be.
Good luck, and God bless.

strafer_praha · 06-21-2007, 03:54 PM

Find a girlfriend.

36D · 06-21-2007, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by strafer_praha

Find a girlfriend.

Teehee.

Congrats!

cubbybear · 06-21-2007, 05:49 PM

Take a few years for yourselves and enjoy each other. Wait at least 5 years before you fuck up your lives with a fucking kid.....ok?

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Capamerica Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: CA Posts: 196	Congrats Keep it fun and let the little woman win an argument every now and then. Remember that they are not as smart as we lead them on to be. Good luck, and God bless.
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