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Old 09-06-2013, 03:18 AM   #71 (permalink)
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I think you're just bragging about your wine collection now...
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Old 09-06-2013, 03:49 AM   #72 (permalink)
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Look on the bright side Deano - no more of this:



Also, in support of your no drinking quest, I'm going to join a MADD forum and ask them questions about how drunk I'm allowed to be when driving in school zones.
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Look on the bright side Deano - no more of this:
Leave it out. I wouldn't be caught dead in blue ugg boots.
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Old 09-06-2013, 04:58 AM   #74 (permalink)
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It’s simple really – all you need to do is choose between scenarios 1 & 2:

Scenario 1
My not drinking is, undoubtedly, going to attract a number of sideways glances and some pressure to not be such a pussy
I just can't see any other way forward at this point but to stop completely. Which is the worst as I regarded myself as something of a wine snob and more recently, a beer wanker.
And I have a collection of wines that I cannot bear the thought of getting rid of.


Scenario 2
I said some things to my serioso and my kids that are, quite frankly, fucking unacceptable.
Then I become an arsehole.
My family couldn't even look at me this morning and I don't blame them.
I asked my 7 year old tonight if I scared him last night when I was off my face - he went all quiet and just nodded.
I have engaged in a loose pattern of binge drinking that has existed for more than a couple of years, to the point where she has dreaded many a social occasion because of it.
there have been times where I have frightened the fuck out of them with my arsehole behaviour.
...lose everything.

Looks like a no-brainer to me.

Stop making fucking excuses ... I'm weak, what will people think, I don't like groups, but the ... the ... temptation ...

Personally I don't give a fuck about you. All of my sympathy goes to your (apparently long suffering) serioso and kids. How awful for them to have such a frightening, shameful embarrassment for a partner and father.

Stop acting like giving up alcohol is such a big fucking deal. Compared with the alternative you've created for yourself - it's not.
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Leave it out. I wouldn't be caught dead in blue ugg boots.
lol, i bet if i got a couple of bottles of red into you, you'd put on a pair of uggies & sing waltzing matilda
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Stop acting like giving up alcohol is such a big fucking deal. Compared with the alternative you've created for yourself - it's not.
Fuck you, you fucking stupid cunt.

I hope someone rapes you with a broken bottle of XXXX

Yep, that's right, XXXX.
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Old 09-06-2013, 07:12 AM   #77 (permalink)
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Fuck you, you fucking stupid cunt.

I hope someone rapes you with a broken bottle of XXXX

Yep, that's right, XXXX.
haha - compared to what I'd like you to rape me with XXXX is probably the safer option

Annnd ... just to clarify - no-one said you have to stop drinking sweetheart. I wouldn't want to change you for the world

But Deano here - he needs to stop.
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Old 09-06-2013, 07:29 AM   #78 (permalink)
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Stop making fucking excuses ... I'm weak, what will people think, I don't like groups, but the ... the ... temptation ...

Personally I don't give a fuck about you. All of my sympathy goes to your (apparently long suffering) serioso and kids. How awful for them to have such a frightening, shameful embarrassment for a partner and father.

Stop acting like giving up alcohol is such a big fucking deal. Compared with the alternative you've created for yourself - it's not.
Part of me wants to tell you to fuck off but you've made too valid a point for me dismiss you out of hand.

That being said, I wonder if you've ever wrestled with an addiction or an inability to control a certain personality trait that is so ingrained in you.

That battle rages on in alot of people who deal with far worse than what I have described in this thread.

Make no mistake sunshine, I am just as disgusted with myself at the behavior I've described and I know exactly what needs to be done to ensure that it doesn't happen again.

You know what, I will tell you to fuck off - but only because you've struck a nerve.
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Old 09-06-2013, 07:46 AM   #79 (permalink)
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haha - compared to what I'd like you to rape me with XXXX is probably the safer option
lolol

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and i'm glad u didn't suggest i stop ddringking. i've had a few reds (Deano - Gnanngara WA Shiraz baby) and would hate to stop.
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Old 09-06-2013, 07:57 AM   #80 (permalink)
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btw - all u cnts who wnat to support deano, check this out:

Dean from Australia: The Stir Of Echoes.

fucking magic.

and buy his shit, so he can afford to keep paying his therapist who will tell him to purchase bottles of penfolds grange, whilch will be too expensive for him to scull.


deano - i hope your sobirety doens't fuck up your writing bby.
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