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My mother was an alcoholic. I say 'was' because she died just shy of three weeks ago. And the hardest thing for me, in the days leading up to her funeral, was admitting to myself that her bitter, angry and mean drunk persona had so tainted our relationship that I was unable, in good conscience, to stand up at her funeral and give a eulogy. Deeply saddened as I was by her death, I simply couldn't speak about what a great mother she was. I don't care how fucking hard you say it is. You're choosing between drinking yourself into a state of arseholery and the love and respect of your family. Every time you even consider drinking a cool, refreshing glass of beer on a sunny afternoon you need to remember the look on your son's face when you asked if you scared him and the pain in your serioso's eyes when she recounted everything you did and every vile word you spoke to her. Then tell me it's hard.
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EDIT: or good lady Last edited by Scumhook; 09-06-2013 at 08:27 AM. Reason: these days, who knwos who's a lady and whos' a sir |
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jorjo is a cool lady!
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Dean, I was just going to say that Jorjo might not suffer from the addiction but has suffered because of an addiction...then she said it better.
Jorjo, Sorry about your mom. I get your point, why be phony If you didn't feel it you just can't say it. Scum, good sharing with the group. We see your pain...we are here for you too darling. Except when you call us cunts, then we'll slice off that perfect male specimen of a penis and feed it to you asshole. (too far? nah) |
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