I'm new, so bare with me..

[Cubby]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

pick a show thread and stay with it each day.

Once you get used to the people around here adopt a thread in Talk Shite.

Once you start looking at the forum more than once a day, you will learn to swim. We can be rude around here, but unless you do something to Piss us ALL of, none of us will let you drown.

AND make sure to insult MichaelG. Once he zings you back, the circle is complete and you will be doggy-paddling to your heart's content.

(It also pays to rip spammers and DnD/PCH fans new assholes; Keith and Chemda don't talk about them on the show anymore, really, but all of us in the seedy underbelly (the forums) have our own opinions on the matter.)

[jsavimbi]

Originally Posted by JediMom

Well, I am not a stalker or a 14 year old.....and I've been nice to jsavimbi in the chat.....am I now in the minority?

No, now you're one of my not-so-secret backers.

You're one of the 'normal' people in the chat. We know who the rest are...

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by Cubby

AND make sure to insult MichaelG. Once he zings you back, the circle is complete and you will be doggy-paddling to your heart's content.

(It also pays to rip spammers and DnD/PCH fans new assholes; Keith and Chemda don't talk about them on the show anymore, really, but all of us in the seedy underbelly (the forums) have our own opinions on the matter.)

Hey, oh wait, that is the circle around here.

[Juline]

Originally Posted by jwdd27

Damn, I saw the typo in the thread title and my correcting finger started twitchin'...

It screamed at me too

[ElleJ]

I'll give you the same advice that was given to me:

Never click a thread that Mikey starts.

[Cubby]

Originally Posted by ElleJ

I'll give you the same advice that was given to me:

Never click a thread that Mikey starts.

Unless you like naked 12-year-olds...Coconut.

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by Cubby

Unless you like naked 12-year-olds...Coconut.

NO, the prolapse anus photos are what she is talking about

in other advice;
Do not argue with Spooky about politics

Do not misspell any word, or a few here will never let you forget about it.

[Apestosaur]

Does this forum have spellcheck?

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by Apestosaur

Does this forum have spellcheck?

No but Firefox 2.o does.

Engrish is you numba too language, you will get a pass.

[Juline]

Originally Posted by Apestosaur

Does this forum have spellcheck?

You'd think not, but yes, it does. It doesn't have grammar or synonym check, however. Most common offenses: their/they're, too/to, it's/its, your/you're.

That said, while I see them, I ignore them and can appreciate the message, even if it's technically butchered. Don't sweat it. The grammar police are definitely in the minority here ;-)