the I'M STONED RIGHT NOW thread

aunt_helen · 05-20-2009, 08:29 PM

I can't believe it! I found a bag of weed on the street.

It's shake, and there are some HUGE stems in it. But I smoked it and it did the trick. It was on the sidewalk right next to a free-box, so my CSI tells me some stoned-ass fuckup hippie was digging through society's castoffs and the baggie drifted out of their patchworked pockets. Happy Wednesday!!!

lattaland · 05-20-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by aunt_helen

I can't believe it! I found a bag of weed on the street.

It's shake, and there are some HUGE stems in it. But I smoked it and it did the trick. It was on the sidewalk right next to a free-box, so my CSI tells me some stoned-ass fuckup hippie was digging through society's castoffs and the baggie drifted out of their patchworked pockets. Happy Wednesday!!!

So THAT'S where I left my bag of shake n'stems.

Sparrow · 05-20-2009, 09:09 PM

Wednesdays are the best because of this man. Zeal is sillyboos!

NotQuite · 05-21-2009, 12:16 AM

Just lit the last one of the day(prolly). If I posted every time I lit one this thread would longer SNA was...('ere)

lalalemon · 05-21-2009, 12:35 AM

stoned like i like it.

fuuuuuck. it's magificent. i shall enjoy summer 2009.

roxymodest · 05-21-2009, 10:53 AM

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONED
AND I LIKE IT I LIKE IT YES I DOOOOOOOOOO

...

i love my new humongous wooden pipe from my bandmate who went to china this past week. i feel like sherlock smoking out of it.

...sweet. /stoned daze

rachel · 05-22-2009, 12:10 AM

Dude...Keith Malley has invaded my life. So, I'm sitting out on my back porch smoking and the air conditioner sqaure thingy is making hella noise, so, because I'm stoned I try to 'Carrie' it to with telekinesis to make it turn off, but then I got hella scared that it would go all Wishmaster on me and totally break and summer's just starting and it gets balls hot here so, yeah. That was carazy. I <3 weed.

typicallistener · 05-22-2009, 05:12 PM

you guys.

berger77 · 05-22-2009, 09:52 PM

stoned, watching redwings. waiting for the midnight show

Mikey · 05-23-2009, 12:20 AM

been so long

05-20-2009, 08:29 PM	#141 (permalink)
aunt_helen Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 308	I can't believe it! I found a bag of weed on the street. It's shake, and there are some HUGE stems in it. But I smoked it and it did the trick. It was on the sidewalk right next to a free-box, so my CSI tells me some stoned-ass fuckup hippie was digging through society's castoffs and the baggie drifted out of their patchworked pockets. Happy Wednesday!!!
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05-20-2009, 09:09 PM	#143 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,384	Wednesdays are the best because of this man. Zeal is sillyboos! Last edited by Sparrow; 05-20-2009 at 09:14 PM.
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05-21-2009, 12:16 AM	#144 (permalink)
NotQuite Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Sarasota, FL Male 6'2" 230lbs Posts: 82	Just lit the last one of the day(prolly). If I posted every time I lit one this thread would longer SNA was...('ere)
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05-21-2009, 12:35 AM	#145 (permalink)
lalalemon Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: New Haven Posts: 541	stoned like i like it. fuuuuuck. it's magificent. i shall enjoy summer 2009.
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05-21-2009, 10:53 AM	#146 (permalink)
roxymodest Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Manila, Philippines (y'know the south of Spain) Posts: 490	STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONED AND I LIKE IT I LIKE IT YES I DOOOOOOOOOO ... i love my new humongous wooden pipe from my bandmate who went to china this past week. i feel like sherlock smoking out of it. ...sweet. /stoned daze
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05-22-2009, 12:10 AM	#147 (permalink)
rachel Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: sacramento, ca Posts: 186	Dude...Keith Malley has invaded my life. So, I'm sitting out on my back porch smoking and the air conditioner sqaure thingy is making hella noise, so, because I'm stoned I try to 'Carrie' it to with telekinesis to make it turn off, but then I got hella scared that it would go all Wishmaster on me and totally break and summer's just starting and it gets balls hot here so, yeah. That was carazy. I <3 weed.
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typicallistener Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,293	you guys.
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berger77 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: kalamazoo, Mi Posts: 261	stoned, watching redwings. waiting for the midnight show
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05-23-2009, 12:20 AM	#150 (permalink)
Mikey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Gran, you might have noticed that my boyfriend glitters. It's just something that he does in the sun Posts: 4,704	been so long
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