the I'M STONED RIGHT NOW thread

lattaland · 01-31-2009, 09:47 AM

Only if you are smoking the sleeping pills.

roxymodest · 01-31-2009, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by lattaland

Only if you are smoking the sleeping pills.

HAH no...

cos then it just feels like i'm frying my brain even more

HELLZ no, would i empty out the capsule and sprinkle it over my stash...

Sparrow · 01-31-2009, 11:36 AM

I'm stoned. Think I'll do a Singing Workshop! YAY! (and by 'think I'll do', I mean go to b/c I've already paid for my spot)

typicallistener · 02-03-2009, 02:57 PM

hoboy

aunt_helen · 02-03-2009, 07:55 PM

What a shitty fucking crappy rotten dump of a day. I want to put a bullet in my head, but since neither I nor anyone I know owns a firearm, it's time to take some bong rips and see if that helps at all. 'Scuse me for a moment.

(5 min later)

Sweet numbness, take me away. Where did all my lighters go? Wow, I feel better. All my problems are drifting away. Heh, not really. But this song sounds *really* good to me right now and I think I'll listen to it four times in a row.

("Ocean of Noise" by Arcade Fire)

Wow, my ex started a blog about all the comics he's drawing. They're all about women he's having sex with. Ha.

Oh wells. Back to the pipe.

aptmunich · 02-04-2009, 03:43 AM

To be fair that's a pretty awesome song though.

I like to turn it up around 3:44...

aunt_helen · 02-04-2009, 11:20 PM

i fuckin LOOOVE my new boots... now if only the gangbangers drag racing down my street would hang up their gats and agree. Put down the guns and pick up the pipes, brother man.

ps. asians are hot

Mikey · 02-05-2009, 03:49 AM

i need to remember this thread in a few days. i havnt been truely stoned in a loooooooooooong time

roxymodest · 02-05-2009, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by aunt_helen

ps. asians are hot

ha.

so stoned....
a joint and a dozen pipeloads, a cup of joe for me friend, water, kfc hotshots, a colt 45 forty between a couple of musicians, chips

and all because it's my dog's birthday.

berger77 · 02-05-2009, 03:24 PM

I hate playing the waiting game.

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aunt_helen Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 308	What a shitty fucking crappy rotten dump of a day. I want to put a bullet in my head, but since neither I nor anyone I know owns a firearm, it's time to take some bong rips and see if that helps at all. 'Scuse me for a moment. (5 min later) Sweet numbness, take me away. Where did all my lighters go? Wow, I feel better. All my problems are drifting away. Heh, not really. But this song sounds really good to me right now and I think I'll listen to it four times in a row. ("Ocean of Noise" by Arcade Fire) Wow, my ex started a blog about all the comics he's drawing. They're all about women he's having sex with. Ha. Oh wells. Back to the pipe.
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aunt_helen Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 308	i fuckin LOOOVE my new boots... now if only the gangbangers drag racing down my street would hang up their gats and agree. Put down the guns and pick up the pipes, brother man. ps. asians are hot
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Mikey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Gran, you might have noticed that my boyfriend glitters. It's just something that he does in the sun Posts: 4,704	i need to remember this thread in a few days. i havnt been truely stoned in a loooooooooooong time
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