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Old 07-19-2009, 09:58 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2009, 05:59 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I just found out that I'm going to be an uncle. My youngest sister is pregnant, I found out through myspace, oddly appripo considering that's how I found out about her and my brother. I didn't know which thread to post this in so I chose this one.
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Old 07-19-2009, 06:50 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I just found out that I'm going to be an uncle. My youngest sister is pregnant, I found out through myspace, oddly appripo considering that's how I found out about her and my brother. I didn't know which thread to post this in so I chose this one.
when you say "that's how I found out about her and my brother" do you mean finding they exist or that they're involved in an alabama style relationship?

Oh and grats on a becomming an uncle
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Old 07-19-2009, 07:15 PM   #14 (permalink)
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when you say "that's how I found out about her and my brother" do you mean finding they exist or that they're involved in an alabama style relationship?

Oh and grats on a becomming an uncle
WARNING: This is a long and boring story about my family, typed on a tiny phone keypad so it's probably riddled with typos, feel free to scroll past this post. You've been warned.


O'kay, I'll try to explain this the best I can. My mom joined the air force, left Pennsylvania, and went to California. She met a guy and got married, after giving birth to her second daughter of his, she and this guy got divorced. She then met my dad at one of those one weekend a month training sessions. During their time together, I was made. When I was about four mothes old, his violent tendencies against her children were to much for my mom so she bolted in the middle of the night back to Pa.
Meanwhile, back in Ca, my older sisters were now living with their dad, and my dad decided it was time to move on. He met a lovely woman named Monica, got married and had a son and daughter. Up until about three years ago, I didn't know about what happened to my dad or sisters or anything, so imagine my surprise when I get this letter on myspace from a 14 year old girl going on about how we have the same last name and isn't that weird and stuff. Eventually I figure out what she's hinting to and then she procedes to tell me the rest of what happened, after my mom left.
So now I know that I'm the first, last, middle, and only child out of five. It's so fucked up and I didn't even include races. All my friends were all shocked when I showed pictures from my recent trip to Vegas to meet the older sisters for the first time and they were white. En Fin whew...thumbs.........so......sore.
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Old 07-19-2009, 09:33 PM   #15 (permalink)
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dang.
That's some messy family tree shiat.

Good job on the phone though lulz
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Old 07-20-2009, 01:08 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I am bored... it's close to midnight.

it's a perfect thread for me! but nothing to say really... just that i'm bored. wish i had more to add :/ bahh
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2am, bored, and am tending to a foot slightly scalded by matzo ball soup...maybe i should try harder to sleep...
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:45 PM   #18 (permalink)
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2am, bored, and am tending to a foot slightly scalded by matzo ball soup...maybe i should try harder to sleep...
I know I'm a bit late, but care to elaborate on the soup scalding?
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Old 08-08-2009, 11:02 AM   #19 (permalink)
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not quite midnight but still

bored, at home, on a saturday night. stomach's even more funky with all the food i had at the family shindig...good thing i'm stoned too.
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