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View Poll Results: Do You Have Kids
Yes 16 48.48%
No 5 15.15%
Hell No! I'm not dumb. I use contraception! 3 9.09%
Nope. I am Sparrow. Just here to hate. 6 18.18%
Nope. Just here to see a Piffle freakout. Those are epic. 3 9.09%
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Old 06-29-2014, 02:20 AM   #11 (permalink)
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your opinion is stupid. also, somebody is going to finger your daughter soon; tweens are horny as hell for each other.
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Old 06-29-2014, 02:22 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Scummy.

I fucking love you.

And that is why I am absolutely going to knock you on your skinny ass before I pick you up off the ground, hug your stupid person and buy us a drink
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Old 06-29-2014, 05:37 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Scummy.

I fucking love you.

And that is why I am absolutely going to knock you on your skinny ass before I pick you up off the ground, hug your stupid person and buy us a drink
my ass isn't skinny

and bring ur daughter along so she can drive us home from the bar
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Old 06-29-2014, 05:37 AM   #14 (permalink)
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your opinion is stupid. also, somebody is going to finger your daughter soon; tweens are horny as hell for each other.


LOL
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Old 06-29-2014, 10:16 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I constantly worry if she has enough friends. Is she playing too much Xbox360? Does playing the violin mean she's pushed enough? Why won't she do soccer camp? She's 12 and her tits are coming in. Is she gonna end up like aunt Jill? Three abortions, 23, and relying on shit-head boyfriends for a life?
You're not alone. If we didn't give a shit, parenting would be a breeze.
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Old 06-30-2014, 02:26 PM   #16 (permalink)
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It's funny how you think scummybears ass is skinny, so NOT.

my guess is teenagers are assholes and girl teenagers are the worst assholes of all. Don't embarrass your daughter, it's hard enough to be a female and 12 going on 25 without your dad calling out how expensive and rude your friends are. GAWD, hide me or kill me or both.


parents today we either helicopter parent and are too involved or are too busy on our devices to engage. Either way our kids are fucked. Either you are telling them how to behave or ignoring the behavior. I lean hard towards the helicopter version of parenting. I only have one and he's my world (steel toed boots aimed at your crotch scroscum, just test me with your pedo jokes and see what happens)

So, if I am not there to correct the behavior will he be an entitled shit because he doesn't know any better, waiting for my instructions? Prolly, you do your best and hope they represent out in the real world. My nephew is under the iron fist at home, when he's out from under the clutches he goes hogwild,its funny actually.
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Old 06-30-2014, 04:57 PM   #17 (permalink)
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parents today we either helicopter parent and are too involved or are two busy on our devices to engage.
'Helicopter Parenting.' Interesting term. Good one, Campy!

I feel like because I only have part of the week with my daughter; I can both actually hang and parent/ instruct her. I'd like to think I have a genuine enough relationship where she is hearing me. Hopefully.

Smothering a kid with an iron fist is no bueno as well. My daughter's friend literally goes from Taekwondo to Violin to [insert over-achiever bullshit here.] I was like why can't Riley come over? Turns out her parents just suck like that
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Old 06-30-2014, 05:13 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Either way our kids are fucked. Either you are telling them how to behave or ignoring the behavior.
Hey so - how important are manners in Canada? Are your kid's friends saying please and thank you a concern? Do you just never mind it or what?

I can usually tune out their cunty snark with headphones and KATG podcasts, but every now and then. You hear how awful they are. You shudder.
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Hey so - how important are manners in Canada? Are your kid's friends saying please and thank you a concern? Do you just never mind it or what?

I can usually tune out their cunty snark with headphones and KATG podcasts, but every now and then. You hear how awful they are. You shudder.
Most of my kid's friends say "please & thank-you", but not all of them do. I'd like to think my parenting had some influence on how they chose their friends, but realistically I know there are far too many variables to be able to take all of the credit .

Co-incidentally, my kids have better relationships & less conflict with the polite/cordial ones. The ones with little-to-no concept of how society works always seem to have some kind of drama surrounding them. As I said before, I "grin & bear" the cunty/snarky behaviour, knowing full well that one day life will serve them a harsh lesson. Maybe 5. (Here's hoping)
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Old 06-30-2014, 08:00 PM   #20 (permalink)
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'Helicopter Parenting.' Interesting term. Good one, Campy!
She didn't invent it, you fucking hillbilly cunt.

Even I knew that one, and I hate kids and parents.
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