KATG dreams

[functioncreep]

What dreams have you had involving KATG?

A friend of mine has only listened to the first few shows and she had the following dream:

I had a dream that you were having a birthday party for
Rowan and invited me. There were alot of people there and it
was in someone's backyard. The driveway was all set up with
folding chairs for the kids to watch the 'performers'.

I pulled up and parked my car on the street at the same
time this couple gets out of their car. The guy is yelling
"Chemda, shut the FUCK UP you stupid bitch, I'm in charge" and
the girl says "whatever KEITH...you fuckin PRICK!" and I
was like "whoah...nice loving language" to myself..then i was
like OH SHIT! That is K.A.T.G!!! Sue must have hired them!
Then I was thinking, I wonder what costumes they will
wear..Rowan is kinda old for some of those character outfits....

So they come to the yard without any costumes and he has a
big trunk that he opens. I asked you what was up and you
said 'I feel it's demeaning for them to wear costumes so I
told them to do what they wanted and just give us a good
show'.... cool. So we watch the show and t hey are subtly
passive-aggressively quietly arguing and only WE pick up on
it... she's super-sarcastic under her breath and he pushes past
her HARD at times while passing by her..it's like a silent
fight. He starts doing some magic show that is more like
performance art and asks me to go get him a piece of wood.
SO I find a block and bring it and he's like 'you must be an
artist, you found the perfect piece, my girlfriend could
never do that right' and he was putting her down.... I forgot
some of it, but essentially at the end of the show he asked
me if "the hot mom" (YOU!) were single and you guys ended
up dating!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[The Quintessential Loser]

That sounds more like an episode than a dream.

[rajjy]

Originally Posted by functioncreep

What dreams have you had involving KATG?

A friend of mine has only listened to the first few shows and she had the following dream:

Did your friend happen to consume a large amount of cheese before going to bed?

[smallnorth]

Originally Posted by rajjy

Did your friend happen to consume a large amount of cheese before going to bed?

Cheese? Sounds more like LSD.

[typicallistener]

one time i had a dream that i had eaten a gigantic marshmallow, and when i woke up, keith's half devoured corpse was lying on the floor next to my bed

[blobby]

I dream that somehow and get dice to come on april 15th and somehow i have to much money, so dice presents a 1 million dollars check to keet chemda.

[Keith's Dad]

Originally Posted by typicallistener

one time i had a dream that i had eaten a gigantic marshmallow, and when i woke up, keith's half devoured corpse was lying on the floor next to my bed

Was it the bottom half cock lover?

[ElleJ]

Oh shit...

[Lexi]

I had a dream that deuce killed me...









NOT!

[mypersonalgetaway]

yea i had one a few months ago I emailed keith about the day after.

Ok, so I'm not going to make a habit of emailing you every day. But, I did have a dream about KATG last night and thought I would tell you.

I was somewhere up north in PA maybe your old home town and parked at this convenience store / diner and saw keith and chemda walking up to me like we were old pals. We engaged in some conversation like where I'm from, how was the drive and got some food and essentially I was just watching the show as you and chemda read the news, gossiped and talked about your day even hearing chemda say, "get closer to the mic".

Then I was invited back to your place and as I walked in Chemda looks back and says, "whatever you're doing you need to cut it out". Curious, I continue inside, check out your studio and did realize your bedroom is smaller than your studio and laid on your bed where the words incest were written on your be sheets with other words like fag and nigger

Chemda walks in as keith sets up equipment and says, I know you're just trying to get in my pants but stop it and said so as she stripped completely down and changed into some sweatpants and a tank top.

I then woke up and thank god cause as awesome as chemda is, I would do nothing to ruin your relationship.

I love you guys. Latas!


and keith replied with
This dream means you're fucking crazy.

Although, seriously, we do use bed sheets that look like that.

Keith