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Old 11-03-2008, 11:44 PM   #91 (permalink)
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So I posted this on show 708 when Keith talked about controlling his dreams and raping and pillaging. Sorry for the repeat, but it's my one KATG dream:

Like Keith, I've often had the ability to recognize my dreams while they are happening. In the middle of a nightmare, I can either decide I'm sick of it and tell myself to wake up, or neutralize the threatening part. One in particular - I dreamed that I was a slave being executed on a plantation. After the axeman chopped off my head, I picked it up and threw it at him.

But for some reason, I've never had this kind of control over sex dreams. In fact, never in my life have I had an enjoyable, non-interrupted sex dream. No matter how good they start, they always end up with someone walking in on us, or me frantically running through rooms searching for secluded place. Whenever I become self-aware in a sex dream, I merely wake up, or the dream changes completely.

Well last night, after listening to the show several times during the day, I actually had a dream that found me alone with my wife in a dark and private living room. I became self-aware and thought "hey, now's the time to try out Keith's advice!"

Problem was, my dream-self couldn't think of any thing to command my wife to do - I didn't want this to be a rape dream, just a nice sex dream. Instead, Keith's voice comes out of my mouth saying, as he did to Meme-cherry: "Eat my asshole!"

Well, instead of a dream rim-job, several fingers were jammed up my ass. It hurt like hell, and then my parents busted in on us. At this point, I'm trying to pretend that we're just sleeping, while still trying to block out the pain - and now I'm starting to lose control over my self-awareness. I'm wondering if this is really happening, and then I'm freaking out because not only does my butt hurt, but I just yelled "eat my asshole" to my sweet wife - oh, and my parents are watching.
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Old 11-04-2008, 04:55 PM   #92 (permalink)
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I'm a gentlemen, I don't share the sexy dreams I have involving you, or Maddie, or Bebe, or Aunt Helen, or jmac, or starline, or Rhian...
Ahaha I had a dream involving you James.

It was at the April stand-up in New York there was a raffle and you won one of the prizes (which were all donated by fans). The prize was a blow-job from me!! Which, btw, had been donated by Kale!! (Ill be having words with him later). Anyways I was like No way, I have a bf and then the following convo took place:

Keith: What day is it?
Me: Wednesday
Keith: And what is James wearing?
Me: A KaTG shirt that I brought for him!!
Keith: And what do the KaTG ladies do for the men wearing KaTG shirts on a Wednesday?
Me: Its Suck a Dick Wednesday. But there are LOTS of guys here wearing KaTG shirts. I dont think I have that much saliva!!!

I think I woke up then. Never even asked you if you wanted the BJ. /Shrug.



p.s. Remind me to buy you a shirt in April
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Old 11-04-2008, 05:02 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Ahaha I had a dream involving you James.

It was at the April stand-up in New York there was a raffle and you won one of the prizes (which were all donated by fans). The prize was a blow-job from me!! Which, btw, had been donated by Kale!! (Ill be having words with him later). Anyways I was like No way, I have a bf and then the following convo took place:

Keith: What day is it?
Me: Wednesday
Keith: And what is James wearing?
Me: A KaTG shirt that I brought for him!!
Keith: And what do the KaTG ladies do for the men wearing KaTG shirts on a Wednesday?
Me: Its Suck a Dick Wednesday. But there are LOTS of guys here wearing KaTG shirts. I dont think I have that much saliva!!!

I think I woke up then. Never even asked you if you wanted the BJ. /Shrug.



p.s. Remind me to buy you a shirt in April
1st - You NEVER have to ask a man if he wants a BJ.
2nd- James, you would have missed out on an excellent prize.
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Old 11-04-2008, 05:29 PM   #94 (permalink)
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1st - You NEVER have to ask a man if he wants a BJ.
2nd- James, you would have missed out on an excellent prize.
I think you missed the most hilarious part. You getting in trouble for what jorjo dreamt.

LOLOLOL!!!
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Old 11-04-2008, 05:34 PM   #95 (permalink)
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I think you missed the most hilarious part. You getting in trouble for what jorjo dreamt.

LOLOLOL!!!
I ignored that part, just like I'll ignore any time I'm in trouble with her.
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Old 11-04-2008, 05:37 PM   #96 (permalink)
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I think you missed the most hilarious part. You getting in trouble for what jorjo dreamt.

LOLOLOL!!!
hmmm ... I don't see what's so funny

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I ignored that part, just like I'll ignore any time I'm in trouble with her.
Oh really?!
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Old 11-04-2008, 05:39 PM   #97 (permalink)
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hmm....what?
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Old 11-04-2008, 05:41 PM   #98 (permalink)
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Ahaha I had a dream involving you James.

It was at the April stand-up in New York there was a raffle and you won one of the prizes (which were all donated by fans). The prize was a blow-job from me!! Which, btw, had been donated by Kale!! (Ill be having words with him later). Anyways I was like No way, I have a bf and then the following convo took place:

Keith: What day is it?
Me: Wednesday
Keith: And what is James wearing?
Me: A KaTG shirt that I brought for him!!
Keith: And what do the KaTG ladies do for the men wearing KaTG shirts on a Wednesday?
Me: Its Suck a Dick Wednesday. But there are LOTS of guys here wearing KaTG shirts. I dont think I have that much saliva!!!

I think I woke up then. Never even asked you if you wanted the BJ. /Shrug.



p.s. Remind me to buy you a shirt in April
What an excellent dream!
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Old 11-05-2008, 04:21 PM   #99 (permalink)
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I started listening when the shows were still in double digits very early on and I had a dream that keith, chemda, 2 people i didn't know (thier friends maybe?) and I were just hanging out in thier house and drinking. The dream was a few days long so by the end I was asked to be on the show and talk about my then shitty relationship. That was years ago though and i havent had a katg dream since
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Old 11-05-2008, 04:38 PM   #100 (permalink)
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there are way to many dreams about me that are not sexy at all. bew to you guys.


I don't tell the sexy ones.
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