Keiths_Dad: Michael G can be played by the queer on Will and Grace

Neither one could play me. I am to tall and wiegh more.

Tom Selleck would be my choice.

For the good doctor, Call Dr Phill

For spook, rainn wilson from the office

Chemda would have to be played by herself, no one can recreate the laugh

and Keet has to be played by himself, There is no actor who can capture his speech impediment.

Keith Dad should never be seen on screen. His voice could be guiding keith through out the movie.

Patrice, can have Janet Jackson play her when she was a fat kid.

Charlie and one eyed davis can be farmed out to b actors.

Role - Cast

Keith - Jason Statham
http://i25.tinypic.com/119ci21.jpg

Chemda - Marina Sirtis
http://i30.tinypic.com/10ifdp1.jpg

Patrice - Rosario Dawson
http://i31.tinypic.com/k4gsnc.jpg

Spooky - Mark Wahlberg
http://i25.tinypic.com/xf82m1.jpg

Brother Love - David Duchovny
http://i29.tinypic.com/2h69csn.jpg

Kyle the Intern - Edward Norton
http://i31.tinypic.com/2b1lpd.jpg

Sexy Potatoe - Lisa Bonet
http://i30.tinypic.com/vo7dba.jpg

Newsy - Cuba Gooding Jr.
http://www.joshbuster.com/images/Act...ding%20Jr..jpg

Jesse Joyce - Pat Dixon
http://www.laughstub.com/images/comedians/Pat-Dixon.jpg

Pat Dixon - Jesse Joyce
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...32d6898737.jpg

Myq Kaplan - Elijah Wood
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/m/e...od_1816365.jpg

Myka Fox - Leslie Mann
http://www.backstage.com/bso/photos/...Mann_Large.jpg

Ben Lerman - Zach Galifianakis
http://www.insidesocal.com/babbleon/...lifianakis.jpg


*It was hard to chose for Chemda, she has more of a distinct appearance than I realized...but I went with that choice cause when I was a kid I thought Counselor Troy was HAWT! So it fits.

This is comedy genius! I'm still laughing my balls off!

Melina Kanakaredes seems like a perfect match for Chemda.

http://www.tuicer.com/wp-content/plu...lina-Photo.jpg

That was my second choice, but I went with Sirtis cause of my childhood crush. :D

The film will be directed by a team of experts in the field; Stanley Kubrick, Mel Brooks, Ridley Scott, and Alfred Hitchcock.

The editing will be done, obviously, by the great Keith McNally.

The soundtrack is a working progress right now, but the movie will definitely be in 3D.

And if it's over the maximum time of 1.5 hours, definitely an intermission.

I am slightly obsessed with David Duchovny but can't quite picture him for Brolo, most of the others are spot on though

I couldn't think of another Jew guy who could get laid on demand. Have you seen Californication? lol

Of course I have seen that - love it!
But still you chose most of the others based on looks so it struck me as wrong.