You're comparing Keith to Selena?

At least my obsessive fandom doesn't include comparing Keith to a dead pop singer. You my dear, are a dumb fucking idiot.

I've never killed anyone. I'm never going to kill anyone. This being said, anyone coming onto this thread and announcing I'd kill Keith; I do wish dead.

WISH dead. Not going to kill. There is a difference. Asshole.

I honestly thought being on MNiK would be a fun idea. I thought people would be into it. I don't think everyone on this forum hates me. And I think the ones who do would love to see me get drunk/ tazed/ and made a fool of.

I was wrong. And I apologize to both Keith and Chemda for that.

Fuck this. I don't need to spend a ton of $ and go try and be liked.

Also. I apologize to Scotticus. I know he wanted to taze me. Badly.

Go ahead and wish away.. Call me names.. I'm not the one acting nutty boos..

That would be YOU...

Mental health is a serious issue which is why I expressed concern.

Good luck with your brain and stuff.. I mean it...

~*~*~*

Editing to point out -- YOU called your fandom obsessive. Not a far cry from the comparison I was making.

Also, I was not comparing Keith to Selena, I was concerned you might act like Yolanda did.

Glad you figured out you shouldn't spend a ton of money to "try and be liked".

That is a step in the right direction.

You should try working on liking yourself first..

Then you might not feel compelled to say the things you said in this thread and in the emails mentioned in this thread, and beyond.

We ARE into it.

Do you have no memory of your call in to the marathon?

The jokes going to be on us when 8 different piffs show up in the recording studio Orphan Black style
Orphan Black (TV Series 2013? ) - IMDb

It's the only explanation that makes sense of the staggering difference in moods and conversations.

Maybe we need a new spin off show.

"The Piffo Mental Health Hour"

Which, naturally, would run for 20 mins and leave us very confused.

i think this is the most honest you've been about anything. your wee heart's desire right there. but, you may need to adjust your expectations of this experience.

you aren't there to be funny. you aren't some funny guy we're dying to see go be funny with keith. this is a situation where you get fucked up and are subjected to demands to see your most shameful and disgusting insides. we want this episode to happen, but we want keith to use his interview prowess to figure you out. we do not want to listen to you try to be funny. we want you to be honest about yourself with us.

Sparrow is 1,000% right.

If your goal is to show people you're funny, I'll let you do 5 minutes of unedited standup, sober if you want, right in the beginning.

You've heard the shows. Think to yourself which MNIKs are your favorite. Is it the ones where they DIDN'T try to antagonize or be funny or be an asshole?

And guess what those shows were?

The answer is Funny.