Lexi's Accident...

[Johnny]

Lexi was in a car accident a few hours ago. She is okay, but they wanted to keep her there overnight just to make sure, and because she was in a lot of pain. Nothing broken, just bruises, a black eye, and a pretty bad headache. Not too bad for a car accident.

She was with someone who used to be friends with her sister, and they were cut off, so her friend swerved a bit, and they wound up rolling over. She called the police, but they thought it was a prank call, so she called me.

I took my older brother's car, even though I only have a learner's permit, and she started telling me the details about where she was.

Then, somewhat ironically, I get stopped by the police because I ran a stop sign. I explained the situation to him, and he followed me, while watching my every move, even though I'm an okay driver, to where Lexi was directing me. She was wearing a seatbelt, as was the driver, who was unconscious, and they were both taken to the hospital. I went as well, but visiting hours end at nine and I had to go. She'll be back tommorow, just with some bruises and such. Hard to believe that less than 24 hours ago we were...

[DanClass]

.... umm you were what?

and in your time of anxiety and relief allow me to offer you this bit of comfort





FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU

[OCD Dude]

I didn't have the heart to say it, thank you Dan, classy! Give Lexi our best.

[Johnny]

Originally Posted by DanClass

.... umm you were what?

I think you can figure it out...

[Fuck]

That's assed out. Good thing she's fine.

That's what happen when you ruin other people's cars skateboarding on them, cars get back at you! Damn karma!

[Johnny]

Originally Posted by Fuck

That's assed out. Good thing she's fine.

That's what happen when you ruin other people's cars skateboarding on them, cars get back at you! Damn karma!

I laughed at that. Thanks for making me feel like an asshole.

I don't think that slight car denting is equal to a car accident.

[DanClass]

Originally Posted by Johnny

I think you can figure it out...

damn it the context of the post could go either way

were you fucking lexi? is that where a majority of the bumps and bruises originated?

lexi would have wanted us to know specific positions

[DanClass]

Originally Posted by Johnny

like an asshole, I don't think that slight car denting is equal to a car accident.

thanks for the edit

[Johnny]

Originally Posted by DanClass

damn it the context of the post could go either way

were you fucking lexi? is that where a majority of the bumps and bruises originated?

lexi would have wanted us to know specific positions

Yes, I was.
No, that's not where the bruises came from. Bruises happen when cars roll over.
No, she wouldn't have.

[Johnny]

Originally Posted by DanClass

thanks for the edit

huh?