Misfortune Cookies

WSEIII · 04-18-2011, 10:36 AM

Hope you enjoyed meal
It's last one

Eat, Drink & Be Merry
4 tomorrow you die

Thank-you 4 using credit card
Account Balance $0.00

He's/She's not in to you

Antidote in Chef's pants

Loki74 · 04-18-2011, 12:04 PM

Hate to break it to you but there are at least a dozen websites for this already:

Google Search result for Misfortune cookie

WSEIII · 04-18-2011, 03:08 PM

Yeah I remember Faceboy doing it in a show. However I think the individual comments are original.

I don't Google my jokes/observations.

crecentroll · 04-18-2011, 05:23 PM

Clearly you don't...aren't you the same one that posted the "rate my joke"?

Got any originals about two guys walking into a bar?

Abby · 04-24-2011, 10:17 AM

Two guys walk into a bar... you think at least one of them would see it.

campy · 04-25-2011, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abby

Two guys walk into a bar... you think at least one of them would see it.

BAHAHAHAHAHAH

This is funny~

04-18-2011, 10:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	Misfortune Cookies Hope you enjoyed meal It's last one Eat, Drink & Be Merry 4 tomorrow you die Thank-you 4 using credit card Account Balance $0.00 He's/She's not in to you Antidote in Chef's pants Last edited by WSEIII; 04-18-2011 at 10:50 AM. Reason: just thought of one
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04-18-2011, 12:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
Loki74 Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ontario CANADA Posts: 259	Hate to break it to you but there are at least a dozen websites for this already: Google Search result for Misfortune cookie
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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	Yeah I remember Faceboy doing it in a show. However I think the individual comments are original. I don't Google my jokes/observations. Last edited by WSEIII; 04-18-2011 at 04:57 PM. Reason: make it clearer
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04-18-2011, 05:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
crecentroll Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 180	Clearly you don't...aren't you the same one that posted the "rate my joke"? Got any originals about two guys walking into a bar?
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