This is the most hilarious thing ever.

[Station]

Just start reading, you'll thank me later.
My first go - title "The Madman?" - boards.ie

[Junkenstein]

HA!

I'm a Trent fan.

[Skyler]

I too am known to treat women like a nice bookcase, so I can relate to the protagonist.

[marina]

I got bored.

[Grapist]

Originally Posted by marina

I got bored.

Then I'm feeling pretty certain I would too then.

[deznice]

Holy Crap this is the funniest thing ever

"Your a woman.Normally i would either have sex with you or kill you" siad trent "but i'm out of bullets". She smiled and started walking towards him. CRACK! Trent broke her neck with a sickening karate chop that probably would of even killed a man or any animal you can think of, a lion easily. not an elephant lets not be silly but it was a hard chop"

[Saint Marcos]

OMG!

"CRACK! A noise went. CRACK! Like a mouse's spine breaking. Trent turned round at mouse height expecting to see one with a broke back."

I'm losing my shit here at the office.

EDIT: This is me thanking you (later).

[Kydizzle]

He suddenly remembered lots of exciting things that had happened to him that really showed who he was.

lol

[Station]

my favorite has to be the "hand on shoulder" incident:

Trent felt a hand on his shoulder. At least he assumed it was a hand. His mind briefly ran through the other things it could of been, a bird? no that would of been obvious because of its claws and feathers, a leaf from a tree? too light. could his hat have fallen off his head? no he was very careful about his hat. Eventually he just turned his head to see what it was. A hand. "hahaha" Though Trent. "I knew it". "What are you looking at my hand for" said the hand owner. Trent turned round, he could of shot him there and then for that but his mind was on other things. "what is this on my shoulder, a hand? " and then "why is this hand on my shoulder " were the other things his mind was on, not shooting. "What do you want" said Trent. "I hear you can" The man paused. "solve problems" he said after the pause. Trent tried to think of something supercool to say like "Im not a maths teacher" or soemthing. He couldnt though because of the whole hand/shoulder thing. BANG! Trent shot the man! "I guess you won't be putting your hands on any shoulders now" said Trent. But he wasn't really happy with it.

[Station]

Originally Posted by Saint Marcos

OMG!

"CRACK! A noise went. CRACK! Like a mouse's spine breaking. Trent turned round at mouse height expecting to see one with a broke back."

I'm losing my shit here at the office.

I was laughing so hard I was crying, I had to go outside. I haven't laughed this hard since Keith did his Samantha impression for the first time.