Moving on.

[FingerLakes]

Originally Posted by Rufio

On another note, wtf is a dog janitor?

thank fuck someone else had this thought. This and the line about "and then I fell in love with Chemda" (which was just after the paragraph about how everyone mistreated and took advantage of him) were the two that stood out the most

[VividRave]

Alright, homework finished, (I've read the whole thread), the episode is downloaded, and my Popcorn's ready.

Sincerely, Lucas, thank you for the entertainment.

Dumbass.

Good for Lauren and Keith, your posts kicked ass!!

Off to the audio fun!

[picard102]

Originally Posted by Rufio

Is that how you justified being friends with McNally?

I get that people are not happy that I supported him after the fallout and the MNIK episode. But I just saw a friend in need of some encouraging words, the friend I hung out with every week.

It's easy to write off, or turn a blind eye, to things when they are not directly effecting you. Assuming that it's not going to happen to you.

[Keith]

Look at Captain Cryptic over here.

[The Girl]

The message that I read on the show:

Lucas, first you say: "They did their own thing and I felt like an afterthought."

Then you say:
I was a needy motherfucker. The hosts did plenty right by me, so I don't mean to demonize them

First you say:
So I quit. Tried to be civil, thanked them for the opportunities, and disconnected from them for a while.

Later in that paragraph you say: Chemda sent me an e-mail, said it was clear I wanted nothing to do with her. I was bitter and lashed out, sent her a nasty reply (summary: "Fuck off.").

then you talk about people being cold to you in their email, potentially, because of what I shit talked?!

me: You have no idea how much it is hard to work with you. I've SAVED more of your jobs than you will ever know. The reason people sent you cold emails is because you think that you're better than you are, better than the people who hire you, and better than anyone to ever be able to do ANYTHING that you can do.

Lucas: "it took me bla bla amount of time to bla bla bla money.

me: You were and still are an amateur video editor. I am not knocking your skills. I'm telling you that you are green and your expectations of everyone BUT YOURSELF are unreasonable. You are a brat to work with and a diva at that.
In addition to that, your equipment was so antiquated that it would take you 24-48 hours to render a 20 minute video. You didn't know I knew the word render, did you, you smug fuck! You were the only one who knew anything about editing, weren't you?! You spoke to me with hate when I gave you notes on MY FUCKING project. I've been doing this for 10 years! ACT like I know what I'm doing or LEAVE ME ALONE. By the way, you don't know how to leave anyone alone either. You tell me to fuck off and then wonder why I don't answer your shit fucking email when you're having a lonely night and decide to reach out?!

That brings me to this:

Lucas: I've sent messages to Lauren, Chemda, and Keith, never heard back.

Lucas's email: date: December 17th
subject: Happy birthday
body: Hey. Happy Birthday (can't remember the exact date but I think I'm in
the ballpark). Not looking to start anything again, I just don't want
the last thing I ever said to you to be petty and mean-spirited. Hope
you're doing well.


You're right. No way to know when my birthday is and no way to write a better email as a gesture of good will.


And as for being in love with me! SUPER GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!
I gave you a LOT of my time as a FRIEND. You told me that you felt self-conscious around more than one person and that you needed one on one time with your friend. I didn't know that that included Lauren. When you finally said "and not Lauren either", I told you that it was impossible for you to come to my house and request that the love that I LIVE with remove himself from our home from you. That was possibly the ONLY time I declined your request EVER.
How dare you treat Lauren and me like that and ever THINK to call it LOVE. You have no love in your heart for anyone but yourself. You narcissistic ego-maniac.

When I say get help. I certainly don't mean for me. I mean so that you don't kill me or the people I love. If you EVER come back to NY, I PROMISE YOU that I will get a restraining order against you.

Don't get in touch with me.

Fuck off.

Chemda

[Rufio]

Originally Posted by picard102

I get that people are not happy that I supported him after the fallout and the MNIK episode. But I just saw a friend in need of some encouraging words, the friend I hung out with every week.

It's easy to write off, or turn a blind eye, to things when they are not directly effecting you. Assuming that it's not going to happen to you.

Neither here nor there but don't you shove stuff up your dick hole?

I'm just trying to set a baseline here

[picard102]

Originally Posted by Rufio

Neither here nor there but don't you shove stuff up your dick hole?

I'm just trying to set a baseline here

I have yes. In front of an audience if that makes it better for your charts.

[dannyhatch]

Originally Posted by Rufio

Neither here nor there but don't you shove stuff up your dick hole?

I'm just trying to set a baseline here

Don't slutshame Picard. There are so many more horrible aspects of his personality that you can shame.

[Cretaceous Bob]

Welp Chemda wins the forums