My First Alcoholic Experience

AlanRay · 09-25-2007, 03:49 AM

Well I've finally had my first alcoholic experience and I must say that I am enjoying it thoroughly. I drank a 12oz bottle of Cutthroat, which I think is a Utah thing. A 12oz Bottle of Guiness, and a 24oz can of Steel Reserve and I am currently what I assume is drunk and I am enjoying it. That is all.

brianward81 · 09-25-2007, 03:51 AM

Are you by yourself in this drunk state? By your computer?

You should be out in the clubs gettin your freak on.

That is all.

AlanRay · 09-25-2007, 03:58 AM

nope, i'm with friends for the first drunk experience. Also, add a 12oz bottle of Killian's Red to the mix. Not sure if there will be more to come or if I'm well enough. Of course everything but the Steel Reserve has the Utah alcohol limit which is about half of the rest of the states if I'm not mistaken. That being said, I find beer easier to drink after you're already feeling it. And from what I've been told most of the large breweries like Budweiser and Coors and such use corn so it's not as good. But the darker beers taste better to me anyway. Okay then, time to listen to Monday's episode and see if it's even better drunk.

Keith · 09-25-2007, 05:14 AM

First: booze. Next: chicks. It's gonna happen, buddy!

Kincuri · 09-25-2007, 05:23 AM

Karaoke is always good around this stage...

blondeinred · 09-25-2007, 05:29 AM

I first got drunk aged 8 on Louis XIII cognac- the bottle was soo pretty- my uncle was a little put out that an 8 year old polished off a $3000 bottle of booze... Needless to say my tastes still run to the expensive. Cheers and welcome to the safe place for alckies- Blondeinred

typicallistener · 09-25-2007, 09:46 AM

haha. aw. i love this thread

typicallistener · 09-25-2007, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by AlanRay

I drank a 12oz bottle of Cutthroat, which I think is a Utah thing. A 12oz Bottle of Guiness, and a 24oz can of Steel Reserve and I am currently what I assume is drunk and I am enjoying it.

i'm gonna begin incorporating units of volume whenever i heretofore talk about alcohol

'hey eric, grab me a twelve ounce bottle of beer out of the fridge while you're up'

messy · 09-25-2007, 10:28 AM

I first got drunk when I was 16, and I fell in a stream. Since then I've tried to vandalise a bus-stop (and failed) fallen in a hedge, been sick on a bus and in a car park, and lost a pair of shoes. I'm not a very successful drunk...but it's always fun!

36D · 09-25-2007, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rajjy

How old are you anyway? If your mid teens... then ok.

If you're in your 30s... then.... then... oh fuck it... I don't care.

pot, kettle?

09-25-2007, 03:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
AlanRay Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 256	My First Alcoholic Experience Well I've finally had my first alcoholic experience and I must say that I am enjoying it thoroughly. I drank a 12oz bottle of Cutthroat, which I think is a Utah thing. A 12oz Bottle of Guiness, and a 24oz can of Steel Reserve and I am currently what I assume is drunk and I am enjoying it. That is all.
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09-25-2007, 03:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
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09-25-2007, 03:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
AlanRay Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 256	nope, i'm with friends for the first drunk experience. Also, add a 12oz bottle of Killian's Red to the mix. Not sure if there will be more to come or if I'm well enough. Of course everything but the Steel Reserve has the Utah alcohol limit which is about half of the rest of the states if I'm not mistaken. That being said, I find beer easier to drink after you're already feeling it. And from what I've been told most of the large breweries like Budweiser and Coors and such use corn so it's not as good. But the darker beers taste better to me anyway. Okay then, time to listen to Monday's episode and see if it's even better drunk. __________________ "Cherries Jubilee, and that's it."
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blondeinred Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 53	I first got drunk aged 8 on Louis XIII cognac- the bottle was soo pretty- my uncle was a little put out that an 8 year old polished off a $3000 bottle of booze... Needless to say my tastes still run to the expensive. Cheers and welcome to the safe place for alckies- Blondeinred Last edited by blondeinred; 09-25-2007 at 05:32 AM.
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messy Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Eng-a-land! Posts: 75	I first got drunk when I was 16, and I fell in a stream. Since then I've tried to vandalise a bus-stop (and failed) fallen in a hedge, been sick on a bus and in a car park, and lost a pair of shoes. I'm not a very successful drunk...but it's always fun!
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