My First Alcoholic Experience

[blackpussy]

When I was younger and a bit anorexic I was so drunk I tried to pee in the fridge.

[be leaves]

i think maybe 'alcoholic' might be a little extreme of a word for your experience...

your first alcoholic experience will likely involve a little more inappropriate shitting, vomiting, or pissing...


that being said, congratulations on your first mild poisoning!
may there be many more enjoyable occurances of it in your life!

huzzah!

[DaHonay]

l'chaim!

[AlanRay]

I'm 21 Rajjy, and also, fuck you. As for typing too good to be drunk enough, I only had so much alcohol at my disposal, but I think I did alright for my first time

[tigermike68]

I was in college when I had my first drunken experience. The only drinking I did before then was when my dad slipped me a few beers. Anyway, on my first drunken experience, I left a party and thought it would be a great idea to wander around the campus totally drunk at about 3-4 in the morning. I don't remember everywhere I went. I have vague memories of stacking architect models and such. I didn't break anything. At some point in the morning, I ended up in the amphitheater. After that, my mind is a total blank. I have no idea how I got back to my dorm room. Later that day, I received a phone call from a total stranger. It seems I had dropped my wallet in the amphitheater. I didn't even know I had lost it. The stranger dropped it off. All of my cash, driver's license, credit cards, etc. were still in it. I'd like to say that I kept on a sober path after that, but I have other stories about blacking out, throwing up, walking the line, and getting in compromising positions with married women that I could share. I do most of my drinking at home now.

[brianward81]

My first time getting drunk was at an after-party for a play I was in at highschool. The play had actors from Year 8 to 12 (the years of high school in Australia - Year 8s are turning 13, Year 12s are turning 17) and the party had mainly peeps from Year 9 and up. I was in Year 9 and had never touched alcamahol at all.

A friend of mine who was a bit of a stoner already asked if I wanted a bourbon and coke. "Of course I (want to be cool) do!". I had about 3 large cups of it within 2 hours which lead to me swinging on the clothes line saying, "I can see my hands!".

Not much else crazy happened but I walked home from the party at about 11pm (the party was just round the corner from my house) and when I got to the front yard paranoia set in. So I came up with a plan, took 2 minutes to get the key in the lock and opened the door to find my Mum standing there. AH! I've been caught - I'm going to jail or something! I quickly said, "Oh, I don't feel so good. They had a cake for the drama teacher but I think it was off." My Mum bought it and I bounced my way down the hallway to my room and collapsed on the bed.

My friends were pissed (pun intended) that I didn't wait to get drunk with them for my first time but I made up for it the next night. I slept at friends' house and his Dad got me to drink 1 and a half bottles of wine "or else I'd never sleep over again". Don't be gross - there was no kid touching but I did throw up that night, looked like a continuous stream of pineapple pieces.

Good times.

[Orko]

The first time I drank I was 23 (I was a late bloomer thanks to pentecostal brainwashing from my childhood), I had 4 straight long island's, and only felt slightly buzzed. The next night, on a dare, I drank down an entire bottle of jager in one chug as if it were a 20 oz. bottle of soda. Ahhhhhhh, the memories.

[Aurora]

Originally Posted by Vudell

19 and havent yet


no, wait, this one:

I'm with ya buddy! I'm about to be 19 and have never tried alcohol of any kind.

[Gilbs]

My first one was interesting... at least anything more than a few sips of something.

When I was a sophomore in high school, I had this shed in my backyard that was more or less empty. My boyfriend at the time and a group of our friends all got together and hung out in there to get fucked up.
I drank so much vodka mixed with whatever we could get our hands on (sunny d and other stuff, white trash! woo!) that I have no idea how I survived the night. I ended up outdrinking my alkie boyfriend, making it back into my house to pass out, and woke up the next morning feeling horrible.
No puking though, hurrah!

[jwdd27]

I shouldn't really be on this thread...

Similar to Brian Ward. It was a school play when I was 15, and not being a fag actor, I was serving drinks to the audience. Me and my friend stole three bottles of wine, and arsed them on the way to the after-show party.
I've been drunk on a few occasions since then, but that was the first time.