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Old 09-25-2007, 11:15 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I had an alcoholic experience tonight.

But this was my 398674985674598673rd time, so I'm cool.

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Old 09-26-2007, 12:39 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Vudell is a good girl.

I think it's pretty darn cool. That is all.
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Old 10-12-2007, 09:36 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Well I've just had my 2nd experience, I decided that hsine my docotor seems to be an asshat that I woul just haf to go and buty some beeer becasue he wouldn't give me a new prescription for my anti-depressants. So i went and got a six pack ot Killian's Red, and finished it all off in about an hour. I am feeling fairlyl drunk, but I have come to realize that I don't really like the taste of beer, so next time I think i'll have to try some liquor.
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Old 10-12-2007, 11:09 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Well I've just had my 2nd experience, I decided that hsine my docotor seems to be an asshat that I woul just haf to go and buty some beeer becasue he wouldn't give me a new prescription for my anti-depressants. So i went and got a six pack ot Killian's Red, and finished it all off in about an hour. I am feeling fairlyl drunk, but I have come to realize that I don't really like the taste of beer, so next time I think i'll have to try some liquor.
Not that you should listen to me or anything, since I've been known to throw back some beers, but I think drinking usually makes you more depressed.
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Old 10-13-2007, 12:16 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Well I've finally had my first alcoholic experience and I must say that I am enjoying it thoroughly. I drank a 12oz bottle of Cutthroat, which I think is a Utah thing. A 12oz Bottle of Guiness, and a 24oz can of Steel Reserve and I am currently what I assume is drunk and I am enjoying it. That is all.
good luck with the steel reserve hangover tomorrow - you'll be praying for death by mid-afternoon. It just keeps getting worse.
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Old 10-13-2007, 12:20 AM   #36 (permalink)
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The next night, on a dare, I drank down an entire bottle of jager in one chug as if it were a 20 oz. bottle of soda. Ahhhhhhh, the memories.
jager drunk is somehow different than any other drunk. I feel like I can fly when it's the liquorish flavored deers blood in my veins. I once tried to fly into the back of a Ford F150, only to crash right into the rear side panel and end up in a pile of leaves.


Jager bombs in Irish bars in Austria are the best
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Old 10-13-2007, 12:36 AM   #37 (permalink)
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My first alcoholic experience... well my parents got divorced and sometimes I would stay over at my stepfathers house, he had a nice big bottle of gin under the sink in the kitchen.. (i can taste that gin right now in my memory as I write this) I was about 16 years old and would get a complete and utter drop down drunk buzz every night and watch david letterman on the tv... then stumble to my room and pass out.
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Old 10-13-2007, 12:57 AM   #38 (permalink)
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The first time I got drunk I was about 11 or 12 and my friend Heather and I would climb up into her mom's cupboards and get out the cooking sherry and the manishevitz and drink it like little idiots. I recall going out onto her roof after that, and being warned not to get too close to the edge by Heather, who was convinced that since we were drunk we would probably fall off.

Then I was straight edge for most of high school, and all of college and I've never gotten the hang of drinking, although I'm not an ass about it.
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Well I've finally had my first alcoholic experience and I must say that I am enjoying it thoroughly. I drank a 12oz bottle of Cutthroat, which I think is a Utah thing. A 12oz Bottle of Guiness, and a 24oz can of Steel Reserve and I am currently what I assume is drunk and I am enjoying it. That is all.
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First: booze. Next: chicks. It's gonna happen, buddy!
This is a slippery slope, he's gonna wake up engaged to his cousin one of these days.
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Well I've just had my 2nd experience, I decided that hsine my docotor seems to be an asshat that I woul just haf to go and buty some beeer becasue he wouldn't give me a new prescription for my anti-depressants. So i went and got a six pack ot Killian's Red, and finished it all off in about an hour. I am feeling fairlyl drunk, but I have come to realize that I don't really like the taste of beer, so next time I think i'll have to try some liquor.
Its possible to get drunk off of six bottles of killian's red?
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