My Neighbors are Cunts... and I Wish Terrible Things on Them!

[Dirty Dan]

like I said I'm going to try my best and talk to them.

But for amusement how would you fuck with them?

Yeah I've been looking and found a pretty nice house that I can own but my lease isn't up until december.

[DaHonay]

We're in the same town, DD... What are your cross streets. Perhaps I can make a suggestion based on which ghetto you dwell in.

And why the fuck haven't we met up at San Tan yet, muthafuka? We're there like 3x a week.

[EastTexas]

If they complain about every neighbor and you aren't like any of the neighbors that I've had that I described it sounds like they are just assholes.

When you walk your dog make sure he leaves a gift in their yard.

[picard102]

Murder them.

[bofadeeznizzles]

You are not in the wrong. Grown ups talk to people like grown ups. So yes, they should talk to you about piping down. And yes, you should talk to them and not plot silly things. That's my humble advice anyways!

[Dirty Dan]

Originally Posted by DaHonay

We're in the same town, DD... What are your cross streets. Perhaps I can make a suggestion based on which ghetto you dwell in.

And why the fuck haven't we met up at San Tan yet, muthafuka? We're there like 3x a week.

I'm on mcqueen and ray across the way of safeway. I do not know why we haven't met up but we will soon maybe next week?

[bofadeeznizzles]

Dude, you're fine and they are chicken shits. You guys just need to talk to each other. They aren't being grown ups and neither are you if you're thinking of pranks and shit instead of regular ass communication. That's what I think anyways!

[bofadeeznizzles]

Holy shit I posted twice by accident! Beer makes good decisions happen....

[Dirty Dan]

Originally Posted by bofadeeznizzles

Dude, you're fine and they are chicken shits. You guys just need to talk to each other. They aren't being grown ups and neither are you if you're thinking of pranks and shit instead of regular ass communication. That's what I think anyways!

Oh yeah I understand that but I still would like to hear what people might do to their neighbors you know? Hypothetically saying.

[evadwolrab]

I suggest constructing a large cock-shaped helium balloon with "GAYS LIVE HERE" and an arrow pointing downward printed on it. This will be tied to your house with a 30ft rope, since you own the airspace directly above your house (so it's legal).

Then you will need to break into an airport, and steal one of their fancy electronic windsocks, which you will hook up to a computer in your house. I haven't mentioned this yet, but you'll need to build really big sliding windows into your roof so you can store the balloon when you don't want to use it.

Back to the computer, which will need to be switched on 24/7, and have an alarm system to alert you when the wind is blowing in the right direction (towards your neighbours' house). You will then "release the propaganda" and proclaim them gay until they move out of the state. Naturally, you'll need to either quit your job or set up some sort of instantaneous wireless alert system and have a job that you can go home from at a moment's notice if you want maximum gay-balloon exposure time.

That'll show 'em.