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Old 01-25-2009, 06:35 PM   #21 (permalink)
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yes. there are other, un-broken snatches in the sea.

Ok not so eloquent but never buy the tuna can with the juice running out the side of it on the shop shelf
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Old 01-25-2009, 07:01 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I guess she's never planning on having a kid?
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Old 01-26-2009, 12:14 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I think this is an opportunity to bone up on some of the other ways to make a girl cum that don't involve penetration. Also, a way to explore things that turn him on beyond the in-and-out, and expand his sexual repertoire. Even if it doesn't work out, Gary could probably come away from it with a myriad of new skills.
I have actually orgasmed from a massage before. Hence, I have learned how to give an awesome massage, and it is part of my foreplay, not just because it turns me on to give it. I bet if you study up on some of the other parts of her body that she enjoys having massaged, then you could get her to loosen up.
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Old 01-26-2009, 01:05 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I have to say: if this girl is giving toothy blowjobs, it is your DUTY to tell her and STOP her before she gives you or any other dude a bite job. I'd tell any woman who had a guy use teeth while going down on her to say the same thing. If she's using teeth then no one's ever told her not to, and now's your chance. Only through education can we make the world a better place.
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Old 01-26-2009, 01:19 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I'm surprised by some of the people saying to dump this chick and her broken snatch. I think that should only apply if all he's looking for is sex, but it sounds like she's a cool chick. Easily fuck-able vagina is a dime a dozen, but cool people are not.
Maybe...

That might be true if there were a physical problem - but it does sound more like inexperience and nerves to me. If there's a physical issue there are all kinds of ways to have fun (without teeth). If it is mental then she might not be all that cool, or recovering from an abuse situation - either way worth talking about.

Also, I deeply, deeply love Helen and Shan's posts.
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Old 01-26-2009, 06:33 AM   #26 (permalink)
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life is too short. move on.
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Old 01-26-2009, 09:19 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Shantastic is my hero.
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Old 01-26-2009, 09:40 AM   #28 (permalink)
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tempfoot, punkn, and cretaceous bob- hearts and blow j's (no teef!) to you all.
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Old 01-26-2009, 09:42 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I need vagina.
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Old 01-26-2009, 09:57 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I need vagina.
there might be a partially-broken one available if/when garystolexmas gets the balls to dump this broad. hope you like teeth and spirit fingers.
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