Oh Mandy...

[panicBoy]

Right now I'm entertaining a mental image of everyone at their show staring at their phones watching Keith on a virtual ticket. How hard would it be to generate a code for everyone there to use? I hear VistaPrint has a good deal on business cards.

[Sparrow]

nah, dude. it's all more trouble than it's worth.

they're using the attention for personal sexual thrills because their marriage sucks. anything that's done is a sticky handful of cum and 1,000 words. it draws them closer together. they want it so fucking bad. Keith's tweets make them froth upstairs and down. it's tempting.

if we're quiet and patient, we can witness the coming supernova more quickly.

[panicBoy]

You frighten me sometimes, Birdie.

[zappbrannigan]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

they literally think they are Claire and Frank Underwood and the intrigue will keep them in mutually abusive tingles for weeks.

They're not? Don't you remember that episode where Claire blocked the Russian president on Twitter and then posted memes about him? It's very #meta when you think about it.

Also, I think I found her PI, guys.
I'm just surprised that they were able to squeeze her in considering they literally have millions of clients every day.

Aren't all journalists supposed to have basic research and fact checking skills? Guess that explains why all of her articles are about herself. Well, that and narcissism.

[Sparrow]

she's proving her love. this is the honeymoon phase of their "Beyond Marriage Partnership." i imagine we're witnessing some kind of Ride or Die Bitch situation. Daddy wants a mess of bad press for the Bad Man disrespecting him.

[Sparrow]

maybe if it weren't the bedrock on which they're basing their intimacy. hating Keith together is not a substitution for having trust in your partner. you shouldn't be asked to stave off betrayal with deeds. or worry your success makes you a threat. you think this is the last time he's going to ask you to prove yourself, Mandy?

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by Apia

Just trying to help.

i mean, yeah, i could get into that. let's tap the lights down to 50% and throw a scarf over that shit.

[Keith]

I say she's right and I was never in jail.

Done.

What else didn't I do, Gums?

(As in gumshoe I mean.)

[beckydewbabe]

"You're a liar" this is his point to all of this.

Her weird numbered list is her attempt of setting the bizzarro stage, giving us the tedious how's and why's... And now his plan has progressed into a smear campaign.

Keith and Chemda painfully explained the situation and have moved on, but time and time again Pat tries to knock their credibility, bringing up the subject just to get attention and then play the victim. This is a disturbed pattern of (egocentric) manipulative behavior bro.

[FingerLakes]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

they literally think they are Claire and Frank Underwood and the intrigue will keep them in mutually abusive tingles for weeks.

I feel like Mandy is the only one who thinks this. She seems to be constantly running this grand illusion where all the terrible shit he does to her is really love.

more from her House Cards "article"

“I know you,” I’ve said to my husband. “I understand you want to fuck everyone in the world because I want to fuck everyone in the world, too."
No, maybe he seems to want to fuck everyone in the world because he doesn't really like you and is constantly ignoring and diminishing you...


“The cunt doesn’t fall far from the cunt, does it?”

I laugh at the sheer terribleness of his remark. This is why we are together.
I love hating people with the person I love most. Mutual disgust and hatred make for much stronger connections than shared loves.

The only thing blinding you from the indifference you feel for eachother is hating on other people (Like KATG)


“Jesus, I have wasted so much of my life trying to do that with people who simply weren’t worth it,” I tell my husband as we watch. “I don’t want to do it anymore.”

“Good,” he encourages.
This is, without a doubt, the nicest thing he's ever said to her

Honestly, can't wait to see what he says about her when they get divorced