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Old 03-27-2016, 03:15 AM   #51 (permalink)
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"I had an epiphany! I need to hate more people!"

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Old 03-27-2016, 09:25 AM   #52 (permalink)
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your wife, who you do not trust, investing emotionally into another man, who you hate, sounds amazing.

every time she's mad, Pat, she's gonna rub one out to his dumb, monkey, country dough face. you did that.
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Old 03-27-2016, 04:38 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Look at what I found: a self-published book on dating Pat by Mandy! And five other books about stuff.
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Old 03-28-2016, 01:06 PM   #54 (permalink)
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They also act as if Keith's record of a first time offender could have never been expunged...
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Old 04-04-2016, 04:23 PM   #55 (permalink)
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How to Win at Marriage Counseling -- The Cut

Again, the comments are just as good as the article if not better.
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Old 04-04-2016, 04:30 PM   #56 (permalink)
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How to Win at Marriage Counseling -- The Cut

Again, the comments are just as good as the article if not better.
Just got started reading and the faux self aware bullshit is making my eyes roll... She really needs to love herself a little more..

"The only problem? I am finding it an exasperating process — not the therapy, per se, but the realization of how much better my husband is at it than I am."
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From the Mandy school of manipulation:

Step 7: Cry as much as possible. Not sure where to start in counseling? Why not start off with a good healing cry? No one wants to beat up on the crying girl. It’s an emotional mic drop.

Step 8: Touch — or recoil from touch. I get very calmed down by touch, and Pat is very sweet about providing this. But a good power move is to physically act as if your very integrity has been violated when your spouse dares to reach out to hold your hand. If you like attention, this is an excellent way to get it!
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Meme isn't hard to find; her laugh carries 'cause she throws her head back like a gorgeous unicorn. she's also an amazing first contact. look for the fanciest bitch having the best time.
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Old 04-04-2016, 04:46 PM   #58 (permalink)
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I said it before, I'll say it again... Let's take bets!

One - what comes first the baby or the divorce
Two - who keeps the baby, or do they give it away like the puppy
Three - do they make it past this summer
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Old 04-05-2016, 09:16 AM   #59 (permalink)
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oh, Mandy. what a mess.

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Realize that taking a gamble on trust and an open heart might be worth it.
this clearly flies in the face of Rule #1: don't trust each other.
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Old 04-05-2016, 10:56 AM   #60 (permalink)
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You're making it sound like she might be a little crazy.
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