oh those silly retards

1969 · 08-12-2008, 02:58 PM

to be honest i don't call anyone who is "challanged mentally" or whatever the pc words are retarded. i call my stupid friends retarded. or retards. or fucktards. i think it's the mentally abled who should be offended by the word.

i agree with dina. if retard and fuck were stricken from my lexicon all i'd have left would be ..... lexicon and ..... um....lugubrious.

Zomniac · 08-12-2008, 03:56 PM

I hate to point out the obvious, but the "mentally challenged" or whateverthefuck they want to call themselves now, seem, in the video at least, to not understand what the fuck they are doing there. At one point, one of the "handlers" for lack of a better term (I don't want to be protested, fucktards, so back off), leans over to one of his charge and tells them to "hold the sign higher." Look for it... I think what's more offensive is the fact that these people are being used to forward an agenda they may not even understand.

Who's fucking retarded now?

And, I'm sorry, but the word is just funny. It's just a word, you're a person, learn to know the difference... if you can.

Zomniac · 08-12-2008, 04:04 PM

Oh, and the movie is absolutely correct, "Don't go full retard."

Sean Penn did not win the Oscar for "I Am Sam" a movie in which he played a full retard. Nominated, did not win.

However, if you play a full retard on TV, you get all kinds of awards. Case in point, Bill*, that 1981 classic starring Mickey Rooney. I remember going to school the day after that movie aired, and everyone in school saying, "My name is BILL!" in the most retarded voice ever...

good times, good times.

The moral of the story? Don't go full retard for an Oscar, go full retard for an Emmy and a Golden Globe.

*Emmy and Golden Globe for Mickey Rooney AND Emmy, Golden Globe and Peabody award for the writing

FreydNot · 08-14-2008, 01:55 AM

That reminds me...

If you haven't read the Tard Blog, go do it now. Hi-larious!

Start with the "Riti Sped Archives/2002" and work your way up to current time.

http://www.fullduplex.org/tardblog/

ryanknapper · 08-14-2008, 09:48 AM

How did so many tards hear about this? "Hey happy dude, how do you feel that this movie talks about tards like you? Aren't you upset? Does tard wanna cry?"

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I cannot believe a writer could write something like that.

Has this person never heard about Jack Black? If you take away offensive, most of Black's career would evaporate.

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Imparato called the movie "tasteless" and said it was "offensive start to finish."

Again, this person does not know Jack Black. To me, this is like going to a show titled 'I hate black people and ridicule them in my show' and being offended by black jokes. It also reminds me of the phenomenon of selective offense.

Keith: I don't like gays or blacks or retards.
Me: Hahahahha.
Keith: I also don't need the Irish, the fuck'n drunk thieves.
Me: Your hate is unacceptable, sir! I'm canceling my millions in donations and unsubscribing!

tocksin · 08-15-2008, 02:05 AM

When are retards going to embrace the word retard and make it their own. Fags embrace the word fag. Niggers embrace the word nigger. When they make it their own, they take its power away. So let's get printing those T-shirts: Retarded and proud of it. I would also like to buy a couple for some friends who are total retards.

pala · 08-15-2008, 03:55 AM

In all honesty, if they feel this strongly about this stuff, protesting it is the dumbest thing they could do. More people will see the movie just to see what all the fuss is about.

On a side note, the King of the Retards, or whatever the fuck the guy who made the press release calls himself said the "R-word" should be "banned". That is the single most ignorant thing I've ever read. To think of all the ignorant intollerant words in the world, that we all have the right to say, and this fucking douche is pushing to have retard banned.....go play in traffic....retard.

entropy357 · 08-29-2008, 10:47 PM

Retarded Policeman #1: Hi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yioJQFrqMXM

Retarded Policeman 2: Officer Monkey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YceTblLkS8Y

Retarded Policeman #3: Coked Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V8VaJL-s3Q

ShadyMcDougal · 08-29-2008, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pala

To think of all the ignorant intollerant words in the world, that we all have the right to say, and this fucking douche is pushing to have retard banned

Exactly. Like the word "fat."

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1969 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: in Diana's kitchen, buried under a mountain of scorn and blue sprinkles. Posts: 567	to be honest i don't call anyone who is "challanged mentally" or whatever the pc words are retarded. i call my stupid friends retarded. or retards. or fucktards. i think it's the mentally abled who should be offended by the word. i agree with dina. if retard and fuck were stricken from my lexicon all i'd have left would be ..... lexicon and ..... um....lugubrious.
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08-12-2008, 03:56 PM	#12 (permalink)
Zomniac Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Carlsbad, California Posts: 276	I hate to point out the obvious, but the "mentally challenged" or whateverthefuck they want to call themselves now, seem, in the video at least, to not understand what the fuck they are doing there. At one point, one of the "handlers" for lack of a better term (I don't want to be protested, fucktards, so back off), leans over to one of his charge and tells them to "hold the sign higher." Look for it... I think what's more offensive is the fact that these people are being used to forward an agenda they may not even understand. Who's fucking retarded now? And, I'm sorry, but the word is just funny. It's just a word, you're a person, learn to know the difference... if you can. __________________
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08-12-2008, 04:04 PM	#13 (permalink)
Zomniac Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Carlsbad, California Posts: 276	Oh, and the movie is absolutely correct, "Don't go full retard." Sean Penn did not win the Oscar for "I Am Sam" a movie in which he played a full retard. Nominated, did not win. However, if you play a full retard on TV, you get all kinds of awards. Case in point, Bill, that 1981 classic starring Mickey Rooney. I remember going to school the day after that movie aired, and everyone in school saying, "My name is BILL!" in the most retarded voice ever... good times, good times. The moral of the story? Don't go full retard for an Oscar, go full retard for an Emmy and a Golden Globe. Emmy and Golden Globe for Mickey Rooney AND Emmy, Golden Globe and Peabody award for the writing
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FreydNot Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 185	Tard Blog That reminds me... If you haven't read the Tard Blog, go do it now. Hi-larious! Start with the "Riti Sped Archives/2002" and work your way up to current time. http://www.fullduplex.org/tardblog/
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tocksin Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hudson, OH Posts: 182	When are retards going to embrace the word retard and make it their own. Fags embrace the word fag. Niggers embrace the word nigger. When they make it their own, they take its power away. So let's get printing those T-shirts: Retarded and proud of it. I would also like to buy a couple for some friends who are total retards.
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pala Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Illinois Posts: 341	In all honesty, if they feel this strongly about this stuff, protesting it is the dumbest thing they could do. More people will see the movie just to see what all the fuss is about. On a side note, the King of the Retards, or whatever the fuck the guy who made the press release calls himself said the "R-word" should be "banned". That is the single most ignorant thing I've ever read. To think of all the ignorant intollerant words in the world, that we all have the right to say, and this fucking douche is pushing to have retard banned.....go play in traffic....retard. __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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entropy357 Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 22	Retarded Policeman #1: Hi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yioJQFrqMXM Retarded Policeman 2: Officer Monkey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YceTblLkS8Y Retarded Policeman #3: Coked Up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V8VaJL-s3Q Last edited by entropy357; 08-29-2008 at 10:49 PM.
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