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![]() Along the lines of college and roomies, I had a roomie in college who had her boyfriend hang out in our dorm one day while she went to class. I was in class so I didn't care at all. I came back LONG after he left (long-ass marching band practices) and found a Dr. Pepper bottle on my windowsill filled with pee. To the brim. Written on the bottle was "THROW AWAY DO NOT OPEN." Seriously. The trash cans to the dorm were RIGHT BY THE DOOR!!! You could fill the bottle, write on it with a fucking Sharpie, and place it on the windowsill, but YOU COULD NOT LOCATE THE TRASH CANS???? |
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Okay, now this is funny.
I've been bars where guys are peeing in the sinks because of too few toilets and too many people. I've done it. I've done it once in the kitchen sink when I had no other options. When I lived in a basement, sometimes I'd use bottles rather than go upstairs and empty them the next day. I've peed off numerous balconies and out windows while drinking. Driving home drunk I've had to pull over to pee in gas station parking lots (closed), fast food parking lots (closed), peoples lawns on side streets, and much more. Hell I've even made it all the way home but can't wait to get inside and just go on the lawn. Okay, here's the funny part. I originated the "pee in the shower" thread. Apparently I'll pee anywhere but the shower.
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i have on more than one occasion and im not proud. Most of the time I was drunk and the bathroom was being used, so it was that or piss myself. When i lived with a gf of mine she took way long showers and if i had to go .... i used the kitchen sing, but only twice! (And never in front of people)
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No the point was to find out if brushing her teeth over a sink where someone pissed is disgusting but wrapping her lips around the implement with which one pees is just fine. Not WHILE he's pissing. Silly. I feel sad inside that I had to explain it. Last edited by Uncast; 02-05-2009 at 12:35 PM. |
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