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Plans for the rapture
What will you be doing when the world ends today?
What do you wish you'd done more of in your last year on earth? I'll be walking across the stage at Convocation, getting my Master's degree. I'm going out with something of a bang, I suppose. But if the world really did end, I'd be pissed I spent my last few years in school. Maybe I should have moved to Colorado and become a snowboard-bum... and had a lot more bending-over-the-edge-of-the-hot-tub sex. |
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I live in europe. god doesnt know about us, so he wont come.
in any case, i want to change sex, get pregnant and have an abortion by rapture time. or have sex with 10 girls in a pool full of ice cream. |
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Location: St Lucia
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at least you're graduating Jacey, Im still pugging away at my thesis
![]() Edit: If I could do anything I wanted I think Id build a flying city and ride motorbikes on tracks suspended by carrier aircraft or drive a motorcycle off a plane and have it turn into a light aircraft. Thatd be really fucken cool. Last edited by Jo_Culprit; 05-21-2011 at 08:16 AM. |
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People are getting their doomsday days mixed up.
May 21 - Jesus gathers up all the worthy people. Oct 21 - Judgment Day These dates of course according to Harold Camping, which millions of followers agree with. Either way, I'm probably going to be getting drunk. |
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just got a Vasectomy so no pesky tribulation babies.... #winning
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The rapture god is not a loving god
The rapture god is an intolerant old man. He reflects the worldview of an intolerant age and not that which I would call the enlightened, culturally transcendent one. We laugh at the mythologies and how they anthropomorphise their gods with jealousies and vindictive actions, yet today's 'modern' theologies often do the same. To a god, we would be lower than ants are to us If the god is a god of love, then I would presume his love would transcend any love we humans are capable of. To the god, our actions are more childish than the actions of a disobedient toddler, only with far greater scale. Event the basest of acts in comparison to a god and an eternity with blissful afterlife are nonsensical, inconsequential. No man condemns forever a child for their actions, for breaking the rules set forth, disobedient or wrong as the child might be. A loving man may be angry at first but soon realizes the nature of the child and forgives them, no matter the trespass. I cannot imagine a loving god who wold condemn forever the insignificant creations it has created and love.
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