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Old 05-21-2011, 07:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Plans for the rapture

What will you be doing when the world ends today?

What do you wish you'd done more of in your last year on earth?




I'll be walking across the stage at Convocation, getting my Master's degree. I'm going out with something of a bang, I suppose. But if the world really did end, I'd be pissed I spent my last few years in school. Maybe I should have moved to Colorado and become a snowboard-bum... and had a lot more bending-over-the-edge-of-the-hot-tub sex.
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Old 05-21-2011, 07:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I live in europe. god doesnt know about us, so he wont come.

in any case, i want to change sex, get pregnant and have an abortion by rapture time.

or have sex with 10 girls in a pool full of ice cream.
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Old 05-21-2011, 07:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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at least you're graduating Jacey, Im still pugging away at my thesis


Edit: If I could do anything I wanted I think Id build a flying city and ride motorbikes on tracks suspended by carrier aircraft or drive a motorcycle off a plane and have it turn into a light aircraft. Thatd be really fucken cool.

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Old 05-21-2011, 09:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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People are getting their doomsday days mixed up.

May 21 - Jesus gathers up all the worthy people.

Oct 21 - Judgment Day

These dates of course according to Harold Camping, which millions of followers agree with.

Either way, I'm probably going to be getting drunk.
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Old 05-21-2011, 09:44 AM   #5 (permalink)
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just got a Vasectomy so no pesky tribulation babies.... #winning
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Old 05-21-2011, 04:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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So if all of the "good" (boring) people leave today and we're still around until October we have time for orgies? This isn't so bad after all!
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Old 05-21-2011, 05:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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If the world does end today I'm giving up my favorite sin (porn), if not then it's business as usual.
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Old 05-22-2011, 06:34 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I spent Rapture Day getting the Angel of Death tattooed on my back. I should have spent more time in life getting laid. I should start going to Austin
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Old 05-27-2011, 09:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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The rapture god is not a loving god

The rapture god is an intolerant old man. He reflects the worldview of an intolerant age and not that which I would call the enlightened, culturally transcendent one.

We laugh at the mythologies and how they anthropomorphise their gods with jealousies and vindictive actions, yet today's 'modern' theologies often do the same.

To a god, we would be lower than ants are to us

If the god is a god of love, then I would presume his love would transcend any love we humans are capable of.

To the god, our actions are more childish than the actions of a disobedient toddler, only with far greater scale. Event the basest of acts in comparison to a god and an eternity with blissful afterlife are nonsensical, inconsequential.

No man condemns forever a child for their actions, for breaking the rules set forth, disobedient or wrong as the child might be. A loving man may be angry at first but soon realizes the nature of the child and forgives them, no matter the trespass.

I cannot imagine a loving god who wold condemn forever the insignificant creations it has created and love.
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