PLEASE BRING BACK PATRICE

[Thumbnail]

Originally Posted by Kloun

Patrice used to be a regular on the show. She came in every Thursday and spoke gossips. She is the equivalent of awesome.

In my dictionary there's a picture of Patrice dressed as black Harry Potter under the word awesome.

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Originally Posted by Thumbnail

In my dictionary there's a picture of Patrice dressed as black Harry Potter under the word awesome.

Mine too!

In one of the first episodes that I heard Patrice in was #1049, starts around the 1:21-1:26:40 mark.

"People love a good special needs child, makes people feel real benevolent when they let you cut in line cuz you know you need to get womp womp out the store. You put on a t-shirt with a smiley face and you and womp womp could ride the whole earth. You, seriously, if you have a special needs child and you haven't had that mother fucker write a story book, you're sleepin', cuz that would make so much money...Funny Bunny... Seriously, you hire somebody to draw a picture book and just put written by womp womp on the bottom and you'll be on Oprah in weeks. If I had a Down Syndrome child I'd be Joe Jacksonin' it, I wouldn't work another day. Me and you womp womp, we're going straight to the top."

As a mother of a exceptional womp womp (more like 80/20) I was moved, not offended, and fell in love with her (in a non-creepy way) in that episode.

70/30... girl that is some funny shit! I need to start selling some his 80/20 artwork in the very near future. If we actually make it straight to the top I vow to 80/20 Patrice and KATG $$$ buttons.

And KATG, I would love to have that segment as a quick clip... pretty please?

[bocorican]

Patrice is wicked smaht.

[freeloader1]

Wow I've been without a computer or Ipod for to long! Now that I've been listening to the show again (after a long hellish summer without KATG) I've learned about Patrice, the break up and many other a disturbing thing. I hope I am never without internet for so long again my shit gets fucked up!

[Scribe]

Put me in the "Miss Patrice" column. Thursdays were always my favorite episodes.

[elmacgato]

Originally Posted by monkeychunkuk

Sorry who?

HOW DARE!?!?

[iheartnihilism]

I started listening when they were up to episode 3.
Patrice and Adam have always been my favorite 'guests'.
ive been internetless for a few months and im trying to catch up and im actually listening to a patrice ep (1121) which makes me miss her more.
If she's on, she's on. if not, im sure she knows she'll be sorely missed.
i just wanna throw my chip in the hat that's all "bring back the sass plzkthx".

Pop music good.

[Bucho]

I megaheart Patrice. That's one of the biggest hearts.

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Originally Posted by Bucho

I megaheart Patrice. That's one of the biggest hearts.

word.

[Leentron3030]

Originally Posted by Bucho

I megaheart Patrice. That's one of the biggest hearts.

I'm enjoying the use of megaheart and might employ it in the future.

and you're from NZ, so it makes sense. NZ shouts!!