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Old 02-26-2009, 05:17 AM   #31 (permalink)
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best thing ive ever been told: dont put ur finger in the toaster... it hurts!
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Old 02-28-2009, 08:09 AM   #32 (permalink)
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My buddy told me, "Never marry a woman who won't go down on you." He was right.
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Old 02-28-2009, 12:26 PM   #33 (permalink)
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DUCK!

No, not you the other ... nevermind, you'll be missed.
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Old 02-28-2009, 01:55 PM   #34 (permalink)
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If you're being charged by a Rhinoceros find someone larger and slower to hide behind. If no one else is available to hide behind, turn and offer your ass while making noises like a female rhino. If possible give off female rhino scent from your sweat glands. Then brace yourself and think of David Hasselhoff.
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After eating spicy hot wings, wash your hands before fingering your girl.
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