Rate my joke (1-10)

[Cart Horse]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

How about this:

Peter and Jesus are smoking outside the pearly gates. A prostitute in fishnet stockings and high heels who was recently killed by her pimp walks up. Peter says "you lived a life of sin and promiscuity, you're not getting in here" and as he's about to cast her to hell, Jesus interrupts: "I see your heart is pure and you were driven to sin by circumstance, we shan't be too quick to judge. You may enter." A little later on, a woman wearing pants approaches and says "I've lead a good life, came to church every Sunday, and always gave money to charity". Peter says "sorry sister, no dykes allowed." Jesus laughs as he throws his cigarette into the hellpit, and they go off to have lunch.

LOL

[Scruples]

Originally Posted by miholanda

Not very funny at all I'll give you a 0 and that's too much! Lol

fffFFFUUUCCCKKKkkk YOU and welcome to the forums

It looks like two people created accounts to say that joke wasnt funny.

[Caleb543]

Ahhhh... sorry not so funny.

[ryanasr]

Worst Joke Ever

[Wallye]

Pretty shitty joke for sure...Dude made it a little better given what he was working with lol