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05-24-2017, 12:46 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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RJ has a frustrating morning!
Hiya pals!
I took my car to Wal-Mart today for an oil change & ended up waiting longer than usual, because the mechanic left my car to help two college hotties with their car. Seriously dude? I have to wait so you can try & talk-up a piece of ass? SO annoying. Then I went to Burger King for lunch, & they flubbed-up my order. The counter girl gave my 'Whopper Jr' to some guy who had ordered a Big Whopper. Eventually they got it all sorted out. At least I kept my calorie-count down to a reasonable amount for this meal. Hope your morning is less frustrating than mine was, pals! |
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05-24-2017, 12:50 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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Good job with the Whopper Jr. And good for us that are taxes are paying for it you obvious government abuser.
Where do you have to be that you needed a Whopper Jr. in the morning? Bon appetit. |
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05-24-2017, 02:26 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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I have a legitimate heart condition, Keith. I went to court, the judge looked over my papers & gave me disability benefits. I take a LOT of medication. Believe me, I wish I was healthy... but I'm not.
Having said that, I could STILL beat your ass in a fair fight. Have a nice day, Baldy! |
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"My heart is bad, government please give me money so I don't have to work, which I will spend on products that make my heart stay bad, kthx." |
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05-25-2017, 02:31 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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"Look, it's a struggle every day..."
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