It's Lent

amnesiac · 03-21-2011, 12:04 AM

Are you supposed to give up things you like? Or things that are bad for you? I don't get Lent.

I'd probably give up McDonald's. But if there is a god, he's probably not Catholic.

da_ticklah · 03-21-2011, 07:59 AM

Black tar Heroin, not that I've ever done it but I hear it's a bitch to give up and nothing to good for my zombie jeebus.

CandyGirl · 03-21-2011, 10:37 AM

I've given up Alcohol... I actually started before Lent and I haven't had a drink since February 6th.

doctorsleep · 03-21-2011, 10:50 AM

Masturbating more then 3 times a day

Cretaceous Bob · 03-21-2011, 12:13 PM

Making fun of Dogger Beep.

Hah, just kidding buddy.

Dear Internet,
I spend all day every day living in my parents' house recording videos wherein I talk about all the anime I watch and video games I play, interspersed with touching my dick a lot. HOW AM I NOT MEETING GIRLS TO SEX?

Sparrow · 03-21-2011, 12:30 PM

You seem more prickly than usual today, Bob.

amnesiac · 03-21-2011, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cretaceous Bob

Making fun of Dogger Beep.

Hah, just kidding buddy.

Dear Internet,
I spend all day every day living in my parents' house recording videos wherein I talk about all the anime I watch and video games I play, interspersed with touching my dick a lot. HOW AM I NOT MEETING GIRLS TO SEX?

Because the girls who do the same thing don't leave their basements either. Have you tried going to conventions?

Cretaceous Bob · 03-21-2011, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

You seem more prickly than usual today, Bob.

That's impressive, because I'm already a pricklepuss.

I can say fuzzy things too, but they're not as fun to say. For example, watching the GSL tickles my nerdly naughty bits and Jesse Joyce has a deeeelightful new CD out which is superior to his already excellent Joyce to the World.

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Originally Posted by amnesiac

Because the girls who do the same thing don't leave their basements either. Have you tried going to conventions?

I was mocking Doctor Sleep. I like to say his name funny and then restate his problem in a humourous way.

fallingwindows · 03-21-2011, 04:30 PM

I'm giving up my second and third cup of coffee everyday but The Lord's day. Nobody needs me that caffeinated, anxious and jittery.

DWarrior · 03-21-2011, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by fallingwindows

I'm giving up my second and third cup of coffee everyday but The Lord's day. Nobody needs me that caffeinated, anxious and jittery.

Did you give up hiding out from stalkers for lent, too?

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amnesiac Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 143	Are you supposed to give up things you like? Or things that are bad for you? I don't get Lent. I'd probably give up McDonald's. But if there is a god, he's probably not Catholic.
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da_ticklah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Memphis 10 Posts: 1,534	Black tar Heroin, not that I've ever done it but I hear it's a bitch to give up and nothing to good for my zombie jeebus.
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CandyGirl Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 22	I've given up Alcohol... I actually started before Lent and I haven't had a drink since February 6th.
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Cretaceous Bob Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,357	Making fun of Dogger Beep. Hah, just kidding buddy. Dear Internet, I spend all day every day living in my parents' house recording videos wherein I talk about all the anime I watch and video games I play, interspersed with touching my dick a lot. HOW AM I NOT MEETING GIRLS TO SEX?
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