Scumhook's titties

lizzy1e · 09-07-2013, 09:45 AM

So this is why the butt kitten came along... I preferred the boobs. OO

Paraquat · 09-07-2013, 09:52 AM

Everyone does. The female form is beautiful and magnificent with its flowing lines and gentle curves.
Everyone can appreciate the nude female form.
The male nude form is horrible and abrupt and hairy and to make it worse there's just a dong awkwardly positioned in the middle flopping in the breeze.
Not that I have any body issues or anything.

campy · 09-07-2013, 10:02 AM

Well I think the male body is way hot....dangly bits and all

The Girl · 09-07-2013, 10:03 AM

Sigh. I shouldn't have fed the bear.

campy · 09-07-2013, 10:08 AM

Scum, I can design you a nice TEAM PEDO banner if you like???

and if you enter the Men's HOTTEST contest this year I will buy you a Lattland Avi...it has to be the REAL you though, not a stunt double!

Enunciated Piffle · 09-08-2013, 01:05 PM

Scumhook's new 'kitten stuck in asshole' has left me a bit ... perplexed.

Who do I call??

PETA?

Richard Gere?

All Gay Sex hotline?

I blame Chemda's liberal feminism for this travesty.

campy · 09-08-2013, 04:51 PM

Call his mother and call it a day.

lizzy1e · 09-08-2013, 05:20 PM

You call the kitten-and-gerbilling-24-hour-hotline. Duh!

Scumhook · 09-08-2013, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by campy

Scum, I can design you a nice TEAM PEDO banner if you like???

lolol, that'd be fucking awesome. The only problem will be handing the massive influx of KATGers wanting to join this illustrious team...

Team Motto: "If she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me"

Quote:

Originally Posted by campy

and if you enter the Men's HOTTEST contest this year I will buy you a Lattland Avi...it has to be the REAL you though, not a stunt double!

we'll see, campette...

and yeah, if I did enter, it would be me not some faggot double.

Scumhook · 09-08-2013, 07:07 PM

Well, it looks like Kitten Goatse was loathed by all, so by popular demand the bouncing boobies are back.

Sorry cHemmo...

Alternatives for you:
1) Pitch your tent in campo's camp and disable sigs across the board. Most people don't change their sigs, but you will miss out on piffo's amusing bullshit.
2) Use AdBlock Plus (Firefox plugin, not sure if similar is available for IE & Chrome) to block the tittie image (once you've installed it, right click her right nip and select "block image"). This may be a bit of a "to do", but it's less work than connecting an antenna to your TV.
3) Pretend you're motorboating her. Pretty sure that's what most people are doing...

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Paraquat Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Britski, CT Posts: 9,420	Everyone does. The female form is beautiful and magnificent with its flowing lines and gentle curves. Everyone can appreciate the nude female form. The male nude form is horrible and abrupt and hairy and to make it worse there's just a dong awkwardly positioned in the middle flopping in the breeze. Not that I have any body issues or anything. Enunciated Piffle and Scumhook like this.
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campy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 11,868	Scum, I can design you a nice TEAM PEDO banner if you like??? and if you enter the Men's HOTTEST contest this year I will buy you a Lattland Avi...it has to be the REAL you though, not a stunt double! The Girl, Sparrow, Enunciated Piffle and 1 others like this.
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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Scumhook's new 'kitten stuck in asshole' has left me a bit ... perplexed. Who do I call?? PETA? Richard Gere? All Gay Sex hotline? I blame Chemda's liberal feminism for this travesty.
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lizzy1e Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Namibia, Africa Posts: 263	You call the kitten-and-gerbilling-24-hour-hotline. Duh! Enunciated Piffle and Scumhook like this. Last edited by lizzy1e; 09-08-2013 at 05:24 PM.
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09-08-2013, 07:07 PM	#30 (permalink)
Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	Well, it looks like Kitten Goatse was loathed by all, so by popular demand the bouncing boobies are back. Sorry cHemmo... Alternatives for you: 1) Pitch your tent in campo's camp and disable sigs across the board. Most people don't change their sigs, but you will miss out on piffo's amusing bullshit. 2) Use AdBlock Plus (Firefox plugin, not sure if similar is available for IE & Chrome) to block the tittie image (once you've installed it, right click her right nip and select "block image"). This may be a bit of a "to do", but it's less work than connecting an antenna to your TV. 3) Pretend you're motorboating her. Pretty sure that's what most people are doing... __________________
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