Scumhook's titties

[Enunciated Piffle]

Are you on the right island? Lol. I thought Japanese people lived either in Japan or Hawaii. Now...Australia, too?

You born there or moved or just floated around until you found another island or what?

Of course you're Japanese. You know what 'homophone' means. Lol. You smart Asian devil you.

I'd be lying if I didn't say that trying to imagine an Asian looking person, SOUND like an Aussie, might just cause my Yankee white boy head to explode

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Are you on the right island? Lol. I thought Japanese people lived either in Japan or Hawaii. Now...Australia, too?

You born there or moved or just floated around until you found another island or what?

Of course you're Japanese. You know what 'homophone' means. Lol. You smart Asian devil you.

I'd be lying if I didn't say that trying to imagine an Asian looking person, SOUND like an Aussie, might just cause my Yankee white boy head to explode

Cracka.



It is weird though. we have azns here that are 2nd gen aussies, and they have broad okker accents. like "oww you gaaarn moite" (how are you going, mate).

fucking funny coming out of a face that's all yellow and slanty.

[jorjo]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

Cracka.



It is weird though. we have azns here that are 2nd gen aussies, and they have broad okker accents. like "oww you gaaarn moite" (how are you going, mate).

fucking funny coming out of a face that's all yellow and slanty.

I know what you mean - my local fish'n'chip asian has a strong kiwi accent. Never fails to amuse me

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

fucking funny coming out of a face that's all yellow and slanty.

How dare you make insensitive racist remarks about the Chinese!

Hmmm. So...

Scumhook is a bonafide Aussie that just happens to look like a Japanese person.

Dude. You need an avatar from Josh Latta. The possibilities are endless.

[campy]

Firstly Scroscum, there's no razor on earth that can deal with your gut hair.

I believe of scumhook is of Italian origins so this moobs pic is a fraud for sure.

You guys are telling me that it's weird to see Asian's speaking with Aussie or Kiwi accents? this leads me to believe that you guys come form a smaller town situation.....hmmmmmmmmmmm scrotty, I have added to the list.

[jorjo]

Originally Posted by campy

Firstly Scroscum, there's no razor on earth that can deal with your gut hair.

I believe of scumhook is of Italian origins so this moobs pic is a fraud for sure.

You guys are telling me that it's weird to see Asian's speaking with Aussie or Kiwi accents? this leads me to believe that you guys come form a smaller town situation.....hmmmmmmmmmmm scrotty, I have added to the list.

Smaller town ... well by the standards of large countries, perhaps - I think there are around 360,000 here - which makes it one of the larger cities in NZ

[campy]

Aha! Thats pretty small even by Canadian standards so that makes sense. My city has over 1.5 million and close to 3 million including the surrounding areas....there is a huge immigrant population here because our birth rate was the lowest globally for 15 years or something.

Compared to nyc we're not even an outside suburb

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by The Girl

Sigh. I shouldn't have fed the bear.

Feed the bear, poke the bear, just don't forget that it's a bear (and an interwebs bear at that).

I will attempt to ameliorate the matter by posting helpful and hopeful gif solutions. You're welcome.


This one seemed like a nice counter point to the yaybies


This one seemed chat-worthy and likely to get Newsy's vote


This one seems like the way most Mondays feel


How you feel when you just made a funny comment on the forums

Or

I just strolled in here to drop some verbiage on you fine folks


Just because


Because if you made it this far, you're watching too closely

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by John Galt

Yum.

Originally Posted by John Galt

Because if you made it this far, you're watching too closely

I made it this far.

Several times

You are a gentleman and a scallop.

[Paraquat]

Originally Posted by jorjo

I know what you mean - my local fish'n'chip asian has a strong kiwi accent. Never fails to amuse me

What's a kiwi accent sound like?