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[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Paraquat

What's a kiwi accent sound like?

Picture an Australian.

Then make him an autistic black dwarf with downs, a lisp, a concussion and a lobotomy.

Bingo. A Kiwi appears



ok, srs.

Say "Fish and Chips", then pronounce it "Fush n Chups"
Say "Seven" then prononuce it "Suvun"
Say "Six" then pronounce it "Sex"
Say "Sex" then prononunce it "baaaaa"

@jorjo - u got anythnig to say???

[Scumhook]

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[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by arty

[jorjo]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

Picture an Australian.

Then make him an autistic black dwarf with downs, a lisp, a concussion and a lobotomy.

Bingo. A Kiwi appears

ok, srs.

Say "Fish and Chips", then pronounce it "Fush n Chups"
Say "Seven" then prononuce it "Suvun"
Say "Six" then pronounce it "Sex"
Say "Sex" then prononunce it "baaaaa"

@jorjo - u got anythnig to say???

While our resident scum lord is clearly being a cunt, he's not far from the truth.

Generally speaking we completely fuck up our vowels and mumble our consonants.

You're not likely to find a kiwi that agrees with scummos examples though

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by jorjo

While our resident scum lord is clearly being a cunt, he's not far from the truth.

Generally speaking we completely fuck up our vowels and mumble our consonants.

You're not likely to find a kiwi that agrees with scummos examples though

lol


surely you can't argue fush n chups though...?

i have a few kiwi mates with thuk accents - fucking incomprehensible bastards.

[jorjo]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

lol


surely you can't argue fush n chups though...?

i have a few kiwi mates with thuk accents - fucking incomprehensible bastards.

You need to read clearly - I said you wouldn't find many who would agree with the examples, not that the examples were wrong. Can't comment about the sheep one though ...

No - really I can't!!!

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by jorjo

You need to read clearly - I said you wouldn't find many who would agree with the examples, not that the examples were wrong. Can't comment about the sheep one though ...

No - really I can't!!!

lool fair call.

[jorjo]

SCUMMO!!!!

I need technical assistance with my vocaroo!!!!

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by jorjo

SCUMMO!!!!

I need technical assistance with my vocaroo!!!!

Here to help, m8.

What are you using (iPad, phone, laptop)?